Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

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In the smash hit single When I’m Sixty-Four by plucky up-and-coming Liverpudlian band The Beatles (note the unusual spelling – a trap for inexperienced music journalists), was Sir Paul McCartney genuinely worried that his geriatry would be punished by starvation? (‘Will you still feed me, When I’m sixty-four?’)

If so, what startling prescience of the nuances of his future marriage to Heather Mills. Also, a sensible explanation as to why McCartney was burdened with the bulk of the knee-work for grandchildren Vera, Chuck and Dave.

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