Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

The thrilling analysis of the least awful stuff on this web site over the Noughties stumbles haphazardly into the year that scientists are still referring to (with typical bloodymindedness) as 2006.

What made the cut? Well, in no particular order (other than chronological):

1. The lies of Prison Break
2. The Secret Origin of The Amazing Race
3. Lions!
4. Elephants!
5. Giraffes!
6. Dire Straits!
7. Babies!
8. The senseless denyin’ mindset of the RIAA
9. Midichlorians – why they’re awesome!
10. The pop artist as supervillain

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