Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

What better way to celebrate Australia Day than by reinstating the much-missed Top Ten Kickers of Butt You Want On Your Side When Things Go Pear-Shaped list (including The Next Best Kickers of Butt You Want On Your Side When Things Go Pear-Shaped list)?

ANSWER: None at all.

And, of course, if you want to know which of these butt-kickers you most resemble, then you need only take one simple butt-kickin’ quiz.

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