Fun With Keywords – Special Earthlings Under A Yellow Sun Edition

Been a couple of months since I’ve done a ‘Fun With Keywords’. Ergo, I must do one now. That’s just logical. How have the beautiful people found the site over the last two months?

mr manhattan watchmen

Ahem. That’s Dr Manhattan to you, sir.

milquetoast

Awesome word, isn’t it. I know little of its origins, but I do know that, in old Superboy comics (ie, back before Clark was a buff boofhead), Superboy used to hide his identity by making Clark behave in a fashion that Pa Kent described as ‘being a milquetoast’. Oh, Pa. You and your urban slang.

kneel before darkseid

One kneels before Zod, traditionally. But are you going to argue with the leader of the planet Apokolips? Of course not.

smallville and left handers

Lois Lane – Bikini-Wearer, Stripper, Patriot

Speaking on behalf of all left-handers, I can confidently say we like it. Not so much Seasons Four or Seven. But the rest of it? Good stuff. Especially the first couple of seasons and the episodes where Lois wears very little.

“most useless superpower” superhero

Gosh. So many options. Talking to fish would have to be up there, though.

analysis of queen’s don’t stop me now

Here you go. Not much of an analysis really. But I do make a few lame jokes, so that’s the next best thing, surely. If it’s good enough for the United Nations, it’s good enough for you.

crisis times five #31 jla how much is it worth

Well, it is the first appearance by fan-favourite Triumph in the form of an ice sculpture (SPOILER!) so tens of thousands of dollars would be my guess. Or, according to latest price guides who know what they’re talking about, $3.90 (Mint condition).

earthlings under a yellow sun

We do okay. I mean, we don’t go batshit-superpowered-crazy like some (all) Kryptonians or Daxamites I can mention. But we do okay.

gsptlsnz nude

You want nude pictures of Mr Mxyzptlk’s wife? Um, okay. Just say her name backwards and you’ll be transported to the Fifth Dimensional version of the Playboy Mansion where you can perve all you like.

kate+lost+shower+title

Does it really matter what the title is? I mean, really? Kate from Lost is in the shower. They can call the episode The All-New Adventures of Jacob And His Band of Castaways on the Magic Island of Incomprehensibility for all I care.

Okay, fine. The episode is Season Two, Episode Four: Everybody Hates Hugo.

leader of the death throes world of captain america
captain america leader of death throws
captain america villains leader of the death throes
captain america villains leader of the death throws
in captain america, who is leader of the death-throws?

Well, the Death-Throws are, of course, a team of evil jugglers (tautology! all jugglers are evil) who give Captain America grief. Although, to be fair, not much grief. Their leader? Ringleader of course. Why, it’s right there in his name!

morgan wishes dan liebke a happy new year

Thanks. Back at ya, Morgan



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