Bear With Me
“Tonight, the show that threatens to redefine Reality Television as we know it. Eight hard-nosed businesswomen from across the country. Each striving to build the most successful brothel in the American Midwest. What they don’t know is that all of their prostitutes are bears. You don’t want to miss… Grizzly Madams.”
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Posted: January 18th, 2010 under thoughts.
Tags: american midwest, brothels, businesswomen, reality television
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I LOL’d. And I don’t often type that….
Thank you. Next show’s at 11.