Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

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The Which Butt-Kicker Are You? quiz is now available on Facebook. Because, presumably, Facebook has more visitors than this site (not sure, though – will have to check the stats). So go play with it there if you like.

What better way to celebrate Australia Day than by reinstating the much-missed Top Ten Kickers of Butt You Want On Your Side When Things Go Pear-Shaped list (including The Next Best Kickers of Butt You Want On Your Side When Things Go Pear-Shaped list)? ANSWER: None at all. And, of course, if you want to [...]

Wow! Didn’t time fly. I had originally said I was going to cover all the major outstanding mysteries and unanswered questions left for Lost on a weekly basis until the show returned for Season Six. Obviously, in retrospect, that was a Very Large Lie. So, with the Season Six premiere looming, let’s skip all the [...]

So, yeah. If you’re the kind of person who likes reading ebooks on your Amazon Kindle or your free downloaded Amazon Kindle for PC software, and, in particular, if you are the kind of person who likes to read ebooks about supermodel philosophers doing their best to stop all of Hollywood from turning into were-creatures [...]

Been a couple of months since I’ve done a ‘Fun With Keywords’. Ergo, I must do one now. That’s just logical. How have the beautiful people found the site over the last two months? mr manhattan watchmen Ahem. That’s Dr Manhattan to you, sir. milquetoast Awesome word, isn’t it. I know little of its origins, [...]

If I was an up and coming dentist with a growing reputation for the way I wielded those little mirrors, I think I’d secretly hope that one day I might get a tap on the shoulder and an invitation to work on the cavities of Medusa. Because, dude, that’s a challenge.

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“Tonight, the show that threatens to redefine Reality Television as we know it. Eight hard-nosed businesswomen from across the country. Each striving to build the most successful brothel in the American Midwest. What they don’t know is that all of their prostitutes are bears. You don’t want to miss… Grizzly Madams.”

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Linda knew she should thank Mary for her efforts with the transplant surgery. In an emergency situation, with nobody else on hand to operate, Mary had stood up and volunteered. Oh, sure, she was dangerously untrained. And, yes, she had only the sparsest knowledge of basic anatomy. And, as a result, most of Linda’s new [...]

Interview questions for Bryan Adams (to be asked the next time your local 80s rock station spews forth Summer of ’69) QUESTION: So, Bryan, what was your first real instrument? QUESTION: Where did you get it? QUESTION: How long did you play it? QUESTION: Ouch! When was this? Pause for important guitar chord. QUESTION: Who [...]

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