Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

The countdown of the least bad stuff on this site has reached the trembling year of 2005. Tremble along with the Top Ten.

Lions have limits, dammit!
Smallville Season Three, Episode Twenty: “So, y’see, we’re all human. Unless we are Kryptonians or Daxamites.”
Well, well, well…
Before Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
After Star Wars Episode 3: [...]

What didn’t suck on this site in 2004? Huh, what didn’t didn’t suck?

Sorry, that doesn’t make sense.

Regardless, here’s the top stuff from 2004:

Dawson File, Season Six, Episode Twenty-Three (the series finale of Dawson’s Creek): “Boo-yah!! Victory to the Paceman. Thank you and good night.”
Smallville File, Season Two, Episode Twelve: “I — no — speak — English”
The [...]

Huh. So, just a quick update on that list of The Best Movies of 2009 Featuring A Giant Blue Man Being Totally Kickass And Awesome While Dealing With The Threat Of Total Planetary Devastation. Um, yeah. Watchmen is now number two (2).

“Your honour, I concede that I did, indeed, attempt to ‘make out’ with the woman in question well after she’d lost consciousness.  But she wanted me to do it. I know she did. Don’t you know who I am?”

“Hmmm?? What’s that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch.”

“No, ‘Charming’ is not meant ironically.”

And the least awful posts on this site in 2003 were…

Toying with chef’s apprentices
Fun, Fun, Fun
Ha ha ha! Remember back when we had troops in Iraq?
My other Kenny Rogers review – like The Godfather, Part Two, it somehow surpasses the sublime original. Just ask Krissy.
Smallville File, Season Two, Episode Five: “And just like Winona Ryder, [...]

Just to let y’all know, The Post About This Post’s Comments has taken a stunning turn, with a subtext and secret mystery arising organically from the comments. Can you unravel what’s going on? Please?

Tiger Woods has taken an indefinite break from golf in an attempt to save his marriage. Um, Tiger? I don’t think golf’s the problem. How about taking an indefinite break from shagging hordes of women who aren’t your wife?

The least crappy posts on this blog for the year 2002 include…

The deathriding tendencies of Elton John
Fast food – the oxymoron
Death beds… why they seem wrong
Shhhhhhh!!!
Turn that pout inside out
Stupid, stupid, stupid!!
Smallville File, Season One, Episode Six: “You will wear glasses that make you unrecognisable to even your closest friends”
Smallville File, Season One, Episode Twelve: [...]

Tip for editors of biographies about Post-Impressionist painters: Vincent Van Gogh: End of an Era? That’s a title extremely prone to typos.

An ongoing look at the 5-10% of stuff on this web site that, in more or less accordance with Sturgeon’s Law, isn’t crap.

This time around, the glorious year of 2001. Sure, nothing of historical importance whatsoever happened in the ‘real’ world. What happened on this site? Again, in no particular order other than chronological…

Tributes to [...]