Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Been a while since I’ve done one of these. Three-ish weeks, actually, by my correct calculations. So let’s check out the finest keywords used by the most beautiful people to find this site in that time:

dan liebke loves skulky the turtle wonder

I sure do. For those not in the know, Skulky The Turtle Wonder is the most kickass turticular hero on the show Heroes. Recently absent, never forgotten. If you follow only one turtle hero on network television, make it Skulky The Turtle Wonder

nz’s next top model

The very best thing about New Zealand’s Next Top Model is that it makes me wonder just how many top models New Zealand has had. Rachel Hunter? Wasn’t she a Kiwi? Any others?

The other very best thing about the show is that, within minutes of it ending, I’m overcome with the urge to watch Flight of the Conchords. So it can’t be all bad, right?

dan liebke facebook

Yep. Here. Friend me if you like. I might ask who in God’s green Earth you are, but don’t let that throw you off.

did jimmy look at lois breasts

Yes. I don’t know which particular episode you’re referring to, but, trust me, yes.

how to create your own heroes episode

Start by creating an entire season.

Then divide it by twenty-two or so. Add in far more Claire-Bear than anybody might think necessary. Voila!

Lana Lang… so very snooty

what type of girl is lana lang

The type of girl who is hated, even in comics form

i hate lana lang in comics

See?

meaning self-referential cleverness

When you title a post ‘Fun With Keywords – Special Meaning of ‘Self Referential Cleverness’ Edition’ and then the only definition of ‘self-referential cleverness’ you give is a link back to the same post.

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