Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Because I’m feeling in a meta kind of mood, I’ve decided to ‘blog’ about this particular post’s comments. For this to work, the post has to live outside of time, freely referencing comments and posts from throughout the history of this site, both past and future. Spooky. Time travel! Take that,  FlashForward.

Needless to say, all this [...]

Like most other countries, the host of the Australian version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (or its warm-rumped offshoot Millionaire Hot Seat) is a bombastic, blathering buffoon.

The Australian host goes by the name of Eddie McGuire and the other day he offered loyal quiz-loving viewers the following host-audience repartee (names have been generified [...]

Link to Believe

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Great news! After epic surgery by a team of Melbourne surgeons, conjoined twins Krishna and Trishna have finally been separated. This operation, of course, represents the very first time that surgeons anywhere in the world have successfully been able to separate twins joined at the ‘ishna’. Kudos, medical staff, for your skill and dedication.

Link to Playing Cards With Coyote

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

If I ever have a child, I think I’d really like to name him/her ‘Eight’. When the child was old enough to ask me why I chose that name, I’d tell him/her to, firstly, clarify their gender. Enough of this ‘him/her’ gibberish. Take a stance for once in your life, young Eight! Once he’d sorted [...]

Link to The Gift

Been a while since I’ve done one of these. Three-ish weeks, actually, by my correct calculations. So let’s check out the finest keywords used by the most beautiful people to find this site in that time:

dan liebke loves skulky the turtle wonder

I sure do. For those not in the know, Skulky The Turtle Wonder is [...]