Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Y’know what I miss least about the dating scene? The endless relationship talk the womenfolk go on with. Yak yak yak. All ‘what are you looking for in a girl?’ this and ‘do I look hot in this slutty Catwoman outfit?’ the other. Enough, ladies, with your interminable chattering about intimacy and sex toys and [...]

The latest Heroes recap is up over at the Preppies of the Apocalypse blog. As always, this means commenters are weighing in with weighty and not-so-weighty debates, including:

Who is the brainiest cast member (hint: he may be a kickass turtle)?
Is Claire being rushed to the least sexy sorority ever seen on television?
Does chewing on apples [...]

Link to Gimme Some Truth

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

The latest discussion of the latest episode of Heroes is taking place at the latest recap of the show over at the Preppies of the Apocalypse blog.

This week’s highlights include:

When did Sylar become emo? When will he stop?
Are toilets the secret wormholes used by all teleporters?
Who rose-tinted HRG’s infamous glasses when looking at his past [...]

Doyen of Darwinism, Richard Dawkins, must surely be a fan of Jerry Springer. For there is no finer example of contemporary evolution in action than the Jerry Springer audience. I haven’t watched the show in over five years, but I accidentally flipped over to it the other day while looking for New Zealand’s Next Top [...]

Link to Black Swan

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

It’s been a couple of weeks since my last ‘Fun With Keywords’. Plenty of time for the beautiful people to find this site with some crackin’ new ones, right? Right.

dan liebke is exturious!

I sure am! I assume. Why not?

she has been turned into a mannequin

You might be thinking of Kim Cattrall (from the smash hit [...]

Another week of Heroes. Another recap and round table discussion over at the awesome Preppies of the Apocalypse blog. This time around, the round table discussion (cunningly disguised as a linear string of comments) covers the following topics:

The disappointment of Claire-Bear’s lesbian smooch and whether some turtle-on-turtle action might have improved ratings further
How long, exactly, [...]