Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Last week, such was my excitement at the keywords used by the beautiful people to find the site that I forgot to discuss the one that I had titularly highlighted (‘infinite fish crisis’). So we’re going to try that again, adding that highlighted keyword to this week’s mix, which includes:

why mika all caps

I dunno why MIKA insists on using all-caps. As I mentioned in this review, I assume it’s got something to do with his monstrous hatred of k d lang.

which episode of smallvile has lana lang in bikini

Season One, Episode Fourteen was the episode where Lana wore the bikini – back before people loathed her. And that scene was one reason for the lack of hatred.

when is joey potter’s birthday

Season Six, Episode One apparently.

pacey witter with goatee

jimmy smits toupee

Both equally ridiculous. And possibly the very same piece of hair. After all, have you ever seen Pacey Witter’s goatee and Jimmy Smits’ toupee in the same room at the same time? Very suspicious, no?

jean caught scott and emma

She sure did. In New X-Men Issue 138. And boy was she uppity about it!

has anyone ever attempted ferris bueller’s day off?

No, but I did attempt Weird Science one very lonely weekend. Alas, instead of summoning Kelly LeBrock, I ended up with Danny La Rue. Which was close, but not quite the same somehow.

a site what plays flash player movies and plays the movie mind games 1998

Gosh, that sounds very specific and difficult to find. Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy it on DVD?

“terry long is sexy”

This Terry Long? Are you Wonder Girl?

infinite fish crisis

I just realised I have nothing interesting to say about the infinite fish crisis. No wonder I left it off last week.

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