Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

No More Good Days White To Play 137 Sekunden Black Swan Gimme Some Truth Scary Monsters And Super Creeps The Gift Playing Cards With Coyote Believe A561984 Revelation Zero Blowback Better Angels Queen Sacrifice Let No Man Put Asunder The Garden of Forking Paths Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Course Correction The Negotiation Countdown Future Shock [...]

As with all sensible non-showpony storytelling, Issue Two of this tale picks up straight where Issue One ended, namely with the Avengers and the JLA ready for some serious smackdown time. Oh, sure, there was a bit of a prologue with Krona and The Grandmaster, but I, like most sane comic book readers, skipped straight [...]

Are You There, Zod? It’s Me, Brian Austin Green Doin’ The Robot The Funk of Forty Thousand Smallville Episodes Can You Read My Mind? Mopey Dick Let The Wacky Win Jor Session Ooh, And It Still Makes Me Wonder Don’t Let The Sun Go Red On Me Some Things Are Mentor B Not Fit For [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

For those who care about such matters (and, indeed, those who do not), the new season of Heroes has exploded onto screens everywhere (especially those screens screening the episode – other screens not so much). Equally, Morgan’s awesome recap of the same double episode opener has also exploded onto her blog. And comments? They’ve exploded [...]

Another week in which the beautiful people trundled over to this site via dubious keywords. Let’s see what we have this time around: telepathic octopus species Hmmm… don’t know of any telepathic octopi. But I do know that Starro the Starfish Conqueror (last seen in my recent JLA/Avengers recap) is a telepathic starfish. That’s pretty [...]

He showed up in the pilot to kill the pilot. At that point, we didn’t know much about the monster other than it had something against Greg Grunberg. Since then, we’ve learned a lot more about it. That it’s made of smoke for one thing. That it’s rather judgmental for another. It’s also able to [...]

Problem: Now that little shit of a kid is getting older, he probably no longer can reasonably be used as the justification for the ‘half man’ in the title. Solution: Have him bitten by a werewolf, thereby becoming a half-man, half-wolf lycanthropic monster. Use best judgement as to whether or not to add a parenthetic [...]

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The team-up several decades in the making is finally here. Where ‘finally here’ means ‘back in 2003′. But, hey, I’m renowned for my scholarly analysis, not my timeliness. So here’s my recap a scant six years or so later. It’s a story of the team-up of the greatest heroes of two comic book companies, written [...]