Which Dexy’s Midnight Runner’s Song Are You?

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There is only one psychologically approved way to assess anybody’s personality. Namely, by mapping it to a song by 80′s supergroup Dexy’s Midnight Runners.

Take this simple quiz and answer the age-old question of ‘Which Dexy’s Midnight Runner’s Song Are You?’

Question One: Do you know any fiddlers?

Violinists you mean? Sure. I am one.

Violinists you mean? Sure. I know one.

Violinists you mean? Of course not.

Yes.

Question Two: Complete this phrase: Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye…

Ay

Bee

Sea

Dee

Question Three: Do you consider stand-alone overalls (aka ‘bib-and-brace’) a fashion statement worth adopting?

Only when playing the banjo.

Only when playing the accordion.

Only when dancing a peculiar little jig.

Only when one needs to display one’s armpit hair.

Question Four: When you are exhausted, but not in a position to sit down, what do you do?

I swear violently.

I lean.

I commit suicide.

I refuse to answer this question.

Question Five: Do you enjoy stalking women as part of a group of finger-clicking, tempo-increasing men?

Of course I do.

What?!?

This is the stupidest quiz I’ve ever taken.

Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Ay



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