Glasses

Dear Dr Dan,
Is the glass half-empty? Or half-full?
– Optimistic About My Pessimism

Dear Pessimistic About My Optimism,
I don’t think you should look at the glass as being half-full or half-empty. Instead, simply accept the fact that you’re using a glass that is way too big.

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