Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

The beautiful people once again found the site this week. How? Allow me to explain:

signs that a baby chipmunk is dying

Gosh, I dunno. People’s bottom lips quivering all over the place?

heroes recap season 3

You’re looking for my friend Morgan’s site – she’s covered all the Heroes episodes with style and aplomb.

Guys. Let’s spread out a little, huh?

new x-men urinal scene

A fan-favourite, to be sure.  Nothing quite gets the pace racing like the sheer unadulterated action of Wolverine and Sabretooth trading quips at the urinal during New X-Men #142.

smallville pete ross bad character

If you mean ‘bad’ as in ‘evil’, then, no, not really. I mean, he went joyriding in Kryptonite-fuelled street cars at one point. (No, seriously, he did.) He also got infected and went slightly off the rails in a different episode after being jabbed in the neck by something Kryptonian. But these are the kind of things that could happen to any young man influenced by the rays of meteorites from the exploded planet Krypton. They don’t make him ‘bad’, as such.

However, if you mean ‘bad’ as in ‘badly written’. Then, sweet Rao, yes.

do dawson and joey get married

Not to each other, no.

watchmen midget in jail

The name you’re looking for is ‘Big Figure’. Or, alternatively, if the film version of Watchmen is to be believed, Mickey from Seinfeld.

lois pole dance episode

That’s the extremely disappointing sixth episode of Season Five.

Jack ponders whether or not he should work on an afro for Season Six

jack lost season 5 type of haircut

I dunno. I don’t have much hair myself, so I rarely get into such frippery as names of haircuts. But maybe somebody else knows and will be kind enough to answer in the comments.

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