Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Thursday rolls around again and, with it, the rolling beautiful people who so rollingly rolled their way into the site this week. Via which keywords, you roll-tasticly ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Because that’s just the way I roll

shiloh jolie-pitt genetically engineered

I don’t know whether or not she’s genetically engineered. But I’m willing to bet she’s some kind of enhanced Frankenstinian creature. Because, come on, there must be some reason Brangelina are gathering all those other children up.

Mrs Mxyzptlk, aka Ms Gsptlsnz

mxyzptlk’s wife

You mean Mrs Mxyzptlk? Yeah, I think she should have kept her maiden name too. Because, heck, Gsptlsnz is a lot easier to spell.

super ventriloquism

Kick-ass! Oh, sure, some may cite the flying or the superstrength and the perverts will always latch onto the ol’ X-ray peepers. But, for me, the ability to mimic any voice perfectly and make it come from any direction? Why, that’s the greatest superpower any Kryptonian could wish for.

stalking women or fun

I’m going to have to go with option b), fun.

Because, dude, stalking women ain’t nice.

redhead comedians on july 5th

Not sure. But I’m going to assume it’s pretty much the same as the redhead comedians on July 4th.

what are homonyms

Words that are are pronounced or spelled the same way but have different meanings. Thanks Google (or ‘googol’, if I wanted to thank 10 to the power of 100 – which I don’t, but it’s illustrating a homonym, y’see?)

pugilism medical

Ah, boxing doctors. Aren’t they the best?

crisis on infinite earths sucked

Nah. You’re wrong there. It was an awesome dose of madcap silliness and multiversal fun. If you don’t believe me, go read my review of the series. That will bring you to your senses.

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