Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Another week in which the beautiful people managed to track me down. What foolish gaps did I leave in my keyword defenses this time around?

watch star wars in the right order

Wnat is the right order in which to watch the Star Wars hexology? Youngsters, and those obsessed with traditional ordinal counting, will suggest 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Modern day Lucas-haters will suggest 4, 5, 6 (with 1, 2, 3 optional).

My vote? 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6.

No, seriously. Try it. You get the original two movies to get the enthusiasm bubbling. Then the new trilogy functions as an extended flashback explaining the revelation at the end of Episode V that Vader is Luke’s father (SPOILER!), before we wrap everything up in the only way we possibly can, ie, with Ewoks.

Lana Lang Viking… Or Lana Lang Vikini if you insist

lana lang vikini

This is obviously a typo. That’s okay. Typos happen. What you were obviously looking for was ‘lana lang viking’. Here you go:

is a stripper considered slutty

If she’s doing it properly, yes.

hydrogen giraffe

I can only assume you’re referring to the Royal Rhodesian Air Force Floating Giraffe Squadron used with such devastating effect in the 1930′s.

latin smallville

Egad. Aliquid servo mihi. (Somebody save me)

Here’s the most recent Smallville File in Latin. Let that suffice.

“real estate novel”

I don’t know what a real estate novel is, but I do know that guy in Piano Man wants to make a living writing them. I guess somebody has to be the first ever real estate novelist, so why not a character in a song?

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