Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

If the internet was a cat that had eaten its food too quickly and was now throwing it back up, which cat food search phrases would the most beautifully vomited forth visitors to my site claim this week? Only one way to answer this rather disgusting analogy:

Stupid??

apache chief is stupid

Maybe, but you tell him.

banjo playing meerkat

Yes, that’s from the all-meerkat version of Deliverance. And a more disturbing movie, I’m yet to see.

dawsons creek mistakes

Everything after Season Three.

are there any earrings of the bee gees

Ummm… yes? There are Barry and Maurice earrings anyway. And that’s enough for anybody, surely?

Stupid.

laura vandervoort photoshop

Here ya go. Laura Vandervoort’s head photoshopped onto Apache Chief’s body. Who is stupid now?

dan liebke nude

Yeah, I know. Those pictures are everywhere. That’s the last time I get into a threesome with Laura Vandervoort and Apache Chief

Related Pages

If you hated this, you'll probably also hate:

1. Fun With Keywords – Special Quentin Quire Haircut Edition - Gosh. Thursday again. Life truly is a circle. Let’s see how the beautiful people found the site this week: has princess leia ever performed nude Sure. On camera? No. size...
2. Fun With Keywords – Special ‘Walking Like An Ace’ Edition - Of all the tens of thousands of keyphrases out there, which ones did the beautiful people choose as gateways to this very site this very week? Why, these ones of...
3. Fun With Keywords – Special Jumpsuit Edition - In what may well become a regular weekly tradition, here are some of the more intriguing and/or unsettling search keywords and phrases that people used to find this site over...
4. Fun With Keywords – Special Lies of Lesbianism Edition - Yes, I know I’m three episodes behind on the Smallville Files. But why should that stop me from goofing off with a ‘Fun With Keywords’ post? So, how did the...
5. Fun With Keywords – Special Earthlings Under A Yellow Sun Edition - Been a couple of months since I’ve done a ‘Fun With Keywords’. Ergo, I must do one now. That’s just logical. How have the beautiful people found the site over...