Archive for August, 2009
7.20 A Kiss From A Rosenbaum

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: August 31st, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: bellybuttons, cigarette break, daily planet, federal prison, hole in the wall, kryptonian symbols, mr quinn, season finale, smallville season seven, stewardess uniform, young blondes
Comments: 1
Worry Warts
Worry warts, people. Are they warts caused by excessive worrying? Are they normal warts that the worrisome types tend to obsess about? Or are they warts themselves that have, somehow, become self-aware and developed their own innate ability to worry? I don’t mind admitting that the confusion about the entire issue of worry warts has [...]
Posted: August 30th, 2009 under thoughts.
Tags: confusion, innate abilities, worry warts
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Blogwatch!
At Drinks Break, the witchhunt has begun following Australia’s loss to England in the Ashes. First witch on trial, the nefarious Ricky Ponting. Over at 2MB Community Radio, financial chaos reigns, thanks to Hugh Jackman. And, for once, whatserface has found something interesting. Good for her.
Posted: August 28th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: 2mb community radio, drinks break, kitty wittgenstein
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Fun With Keywords – Special Lana Lang Vikini Edition

Another week in which the beautiful people managed to track me down. What foolish gaps did I leave in my keyword defenses this time around?
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Wnat is the right order in which to watch the Star Wars hexology? Youngsters, and those obsessed with traditional ordinal counting, will suggest 1, 2, [...]
Posted: August 27th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: fun with keywords, hydrogen giraffe, is a stripper considered slutty, lana lang vikini, latin smallville, real estate novel, watch star wars in the right order
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Shaun of the Dead

So I rewatched the awesome Shaun of the Dead last night and was reminded via the special features that the movie was originally marketed as a ‘RomZomCom’. Which is Very Clever™.
What would have been more clever would have been if they’d played up the love story between Shaun’s typically British mother and her husband. Then [...]
Posted: August 26th, 2009 under movies.
Tags: australian slang, dead actors, outtakes, special features, zombie movies
Comments: 2
7.19 Angels And Kryptonians

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: August 24th, 2009 under smallville.
Tags: cheesecake, critical acclaim, murderous thoughts, smallville season seven, spam museum, trace elements, zorro, zurich banks
Comments: 3
Infinite Crisis

Your average comic book reader might think that a Crisis on Infinite Earths was bad news. CRISIS!! Replicated infinitely on every imaginable Earth (including an Earth where Khloe Kardashian is both U.S. President and reigning American Idol winner)!! Could such a devastating tragedy ever be topped? Naive Answer: Of course it can’t be topped. That’s [...]
Posted: August 22nd, 2009 under crises.
Tags: bad news, bigwigs, crisis on infinite earths, georg cantor, hierarchy, infinite crisis, khloe kardashian, naive answer
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Fun With Keywords – Special Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Genetically Engineered Edition

Thursday rolls around again and, with it, the rolling beautiful people who so rollingly rolled their way into the site this week. Via which keywords, you roll-tasticly ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Because that’s just the way I roll
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I don’t know whether or not she’s genetically engineered. But I’m willing to bet [...]
Posted: August 20th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: crisis on infinite earths sucked, fun with keywords, mxyzptlk's wife, pugilism medical, redhead comedians on july 5th, shiloh jolie-pitt genetically engineered, stalking women or fun, super-ventriloquism, what are homonyms
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Infinite Crisis: Issue Seven – Finale

Okay. As the title suggests, this is the finale of the Infinite Crisis series. Because, in the DC Universe, even the infinite has an end. Take that, maths nerds! We start with Supes, Bats, Golden Age Supes, Wonder Woman, Power Girl and the rest all upset about Superboy being totally dead. Luckily, before we can [...]
Posted: August 19th, 2009 under crises.
Tags: alexander luthor, fisticuffs, green arrow, high school physics, infinite crisis, planet oa, ready to rumble, red sun, superboy prime
Comments: 1
Blogwatch!
Over at 2MB Community Radio, Kelsey’s teaching grammar. Drinks Break reveals who the greatest tail-end batsman of all time is (as well as the eighth-greatest)! And whatsername is startled by healthy competition. Typical, really.
Posted: August 18th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: 2mb community radio, drinks break, kitty wittgenstein
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