Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Worry warts, people. Are they warts caused by excessive worrying? Are they normal warts that the worrisome types tend to obsess about? Or are they warts themselves that have, somehow, become self-aware and developed their own innate ability to worry? I don’t mind admitting that the confusion about the entire issue of worry warts has [...]

At Drinks Break, the witchhunt has begun following Australia’s loss to England in the Ashes. First witch on trial, the nefarious Ricky Ponting. Over at 2MB Community Radio, financial chaos reigns, thanks to Hugh Jackman. And, for once, whatserface has found something interesting. Good for her.

Another week in which the beautiful people managed to track me down. What foolish gaps did I leave in my keyword defenses this time around?

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Wnat is the right order in which to watch the Star Wars hexology? Youngsters, and those obsessed with traditional ordinal counting, will suggest 1, 2, [...]

So I rewatched the awesome Shaun of the Dead last night and was reminded via the special features that the movie was originally marketed as a ‘RomZomCom’. Which is Very Clever™.

What would have been more clever would have been if they’d played up the love story between Shaun’s typically British mother and her husband. Then [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Your average comic book reader might think that a Crisis on Infinite Earths was bad news. CRISIS!! Replicated infinitely on every imaginable Earth (including an Earth where Khloe Kardashian is both U.S. President and reigning American Idol winner)!! Could such a devastating tragedy ever be topped? Naive Answer: Of course it can’t be topped. That’s [...]

Thursday rolls around again and, with it, the rolling beautiful people who so rollingly rolled their way into the site this week. Via which keywords, you roll-tasticly ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Because that’s just the way I roll

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I don’t know whether or not she’s genetically engineered. But I’m willing to bet [...]

Okay. As the title suggests, this is the finale of the Infinite Crisis series. Because, in the DC Universe, even the infinite has an end. Take that, maths nerds! We start with Supes, Bats, Golden Age Supes, Wonder Woman, Power Girl and the rest all upset about Superboy being totally dead. Luckily, before we can [...]

Over at 2MB Community Radio, Kelsey’s teaching grammar. Drinks Break reveals who the greatest tail-end batsman of all time is (as well as the eighth-greatest)! And whatsername is startled by healthy competition. Typical, really.