Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Gosh. Thursday again. Life truly is a circle. Let’s see how the beautiful people found the site this week:

has princess leia ever performed nude

Sure. On camera? No.

size comparison african animals

Hmmm… okay. Elephants? They’re the really big ones. Rhinos? Quite large also, but not quite as large as elephants. Lions? Big, but no rhinos. Meerkats? The largest mammals on Earth. Don’t let Meerkat Manor fool you. They use a lot of forced perspective and CGI trickery on that show to make the meerkats look cute and small. But know this: If a meerkat ever found it’s way into a human city it would be a Godzillian rampage of the most destructive order.

Quentin Quire, rebel, murderer, asthmatic

quentin quire haircut

A Quentin Quire haircut looks like this:

As you’d know if you’d read New X-Men Book Four: Riot At Xavier’s.

Frankly, I think you need to be a telepath mutant to pull it off.

make your own smallville credits

Oh, how I wish there was a web site that offered this service. And who knows, perhaps there is. But it’s not this one.

But heck. Nothing would give me greater happiness than putting my own absurd scene clips to the toe-tapping music of Remy Zero’s Save Me.

So if you find a site that lets you do this, let me know.

lost season 5 jack less important

It certainly seemed that way, didn’t it? On the other hand, he ended the season by fooling around with a thirty year old nuke. So he still served some dramatic purpose.

lana’s last day of debauchery birthday

Did Lana have a first day of debauchery?

She had a birthday in Season One, Episode Seven. But, as I recall, there was no debauchery. Just a bit of no-show from the Kryptonian lad.

i love dan liebke’s wife

Me too!

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