Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

How did the beautiful people find the site this week? Why, only a detailed scan of the keywords will tell us… “lana lang” porn -kreuk I usually leave the porn-related keyword searches out of these lists because a) they’re kinda tedious and b) they’re kinda depressing and also c) they’re often disturbing. This one tickled [...]

Drinks Break proves that Ricky Ponting is the anti-Steve Waugh. 2MB Community Radio debates health reform with Tom Cruise putting on a show. And, of course, whatserface is being a Dungeons and Dragons™ nerd. Choose wisely.

I wasted two hours of my precious mortal life watching Twilight the other night. Where, oh where is Buffy when you really need her?

I understand the basic comic premise of The Flintstones. Contrasting the prehistoric setting of a (Creationist-approved, human-dinosaur co-existing) Stone Age with modern day concerns and issues. That’s a perfectly sound comedic basis for a long-running cartoon sitcom. However, I do think that sometimes the writers went a little bit too far with their use of [...]

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Gosh. Thursday again. Life truly is a circle. Let’s see how the beautiful people found the site this week: has princess leia ever performed nude Sure. On camera? No. size comparison african animals Hmmm… okay. Elephants? They’re the really big ones. Rhinos? Quite large also, but not quite as large as elephants. Lions? Big, but [...]

We open at a prayer ceremony led by Zauriel, who, it just so happens, is a frickin’ angel! You’ve got to admit, if you’re going to have a church service, then that’s the way to go about it. It’s still not enough to keep Hal ‘No Manners’ Jordan entertained – too little brawling, too much [...]

Female paraplegic ZZ Top fans must be torn by the song Legs. On the one hand, the piss-taking lyric ‘she’s got legs, she knows how to use them’. On the other, that awesome driving guitar riff.

Over at Drinks Break, we’re studying the Second Ashes Test and how Australia can escape (as the forces of history insist they must). Meanwhile, at 2MB Community Radio, Hugh Jackman continues to read exponentially increasing havoc. And, of course, whatserface is anti-to do-list.

Okay. So I took most of last week off for impersonal reasons. Special bonus upside – two weeks’ worth of keyword fun as we cast our malformed eye over the search terms used by the beautiful people to find this site lo this past fortnight. tickling justine bateman Sigh. Justine Bateman. For those of us [...]

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Okay, the fourth issue starts as only the very best comic book stories do – namely with radioactive toxic poisoning on a city-wide scale. Hell yeah! The city in question is Bludhaven (city motto: ‘Bludhaven – why let Gotham have all the crime?)’ and the toxic poisoning? Why, that arises, obviously enough, from a supervillain [...]