What Do You Want From Me? Blood??
I’ve been donating blood for a few years now (purely for the prestige and free Band-Aids™) so when the corporate bigwigs at the Red Cross offered me the opportunity to start donating plasma, I literally leapt at it (startling everybody, let me tell you). Because, heck, it’s one thing to supply my precious O Positive for use in surgery, accidents, rave parties and other transfusative situations. It’s rather another to have my bodily fluids form an integral part of the next generation of High Definition Flat Screen Televisions sets. At last, I feel like I’m making a difference.
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Posted: June 24th, 2009 under thoughts.
Tags: band aids, blood donation, bodily fluids, corporate bigwigs, o positive
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