Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

And by ‘RIP’, I obviously mean ‘don’t return as a zombie’. Because that would be uncool. Or, on further reflection, incredibly cool indeed.

Because my site’s so old and obsessed with 80s pop culture, I’ve obviously commented on Senor Jackson and his antics before. Here’s my decade-old review of Thriller and a slightly later review of The Jackson Five’s ABC. Don’t tell me I’m not in touch.

And because it’s no fun making fun of dead people (exception: Hitler!), I’ll probably leave it at that. RIP Jacko.

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