Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

As the heading would suggest, this week’s keyword fun is delayed for reasons that need not be explored outside the state judicial system. But, delay notwithstanding, here are the keywords the beautiful people employed in tracking down the site this week:

Oops! Sayid's gonna be pissed about this… for a couple of episodes, anyway.

ana lucia trigger happy

The late Shannon Rutherford no doubt thinks so, yes.

sexy-x

Hmmm… you may be looking for the song S-E-X-X-Y by They Might Be Giants. Or maybe the way those two straight lines cross over in the middle turns you on. I can help with the former. Less so with the latter.

triple negative, family ties

Actually, as I explain in this review of that finest of sitcoms, the theme song actually yields a quadruple negative – ‘And there ain’t no nothin’ we can’t love each other through‘. Parse away, Keaton-o-philes!

hate o-meters

I only have one. The Lana Lang Hate-o-Meter. Happy to hear of others, though.

the first astonings tales

I’m with you. Only nerds learn how to spell.

But if you’re looking for an edition of the comic book Astonishing Tales #1, there’s heaps on ebay

john schneider’s wife was a stripper

I’m not sure whether or not Mr Schneider’s wife (Ms Elly Castle) ever took off her clothes for the entertainment of drunken onlookers. But, if she did, let’s hope she did a better job of it than Lois in the startlingly bad Season Five episode of Smallville

hybrid diploma hairdressing

The only hybrid diploma in hairdressing on this site is the hairdressing/snake-wrangling one referred to in this thought about the Gorgon Salon. (And keen-eared readers now have enough information to decode the entire punchline and hence avoid clicking on the link. Kudos and well-played.)

he tickle his brother in the navel

Did he really? Uh, good for him.

clark kent “crown’s mine, bitch”

Very possibly the finest line in the history of Smallville. It’s from the eighteenth episode of the much-maligned fourth season of Smallville. So, y’see, even when things look gloomiest, one can always find a glimmer of awesomeness.

And I think that’s an appropriate message with which to end this edition of ‘Fun With Keywords’

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