Archive for June, 2009
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

I was going to review Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Honest, I was. After all, I’d already covered the original cartoon television show as well as Transformers Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, so the new movie was a done deal, right? But then I read this review over at io9 (Michael Bay Finally Made An [...]
Posted: June 30th, 2009 under movies.
Tags: art movies, autobots, corsets, greatest review ever, irish setters, jonah hex, megan fox, shia lebouf, v energy drink
Comments: 2
Rove
So… watching Rove last night (international visitors, please replace the name ‘Rove’ (yes, name! Weird, huh? Us Aussies, we so nutty!!) with the name of your talk show host of choice) and Bruno was on, promoting his movie. And, as expected, Bruno was outrageous and shocking and the like. He peered down Rove’s pants, claimed [...]
Posted: June 29th, 2009 under television.
Tags: alleged sham marriages, borat, bruno, censorship, katie holmes, rove, sacha baron cohen, stereotypes (offensive), ubergay
Comments: 1
Blogwatch
At 2MB Community Radio, Heather Mills is the subject of much courtroom mirth and Dr Ioan Gruffudd has timely literary and hygienic advice for Brooke Burke and her listeners. Meanwhile, at Drinks Break, the Australians are being urged to discard their very identity! Except for Cryin’ Shane Watson, who is injured again. And whatsername? She’s [...]
Posted: June 27th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: 2mb community radio, drinks break, kitty wittgenstein
Comments: none
RIP Michael Jackson
And by ‘RIP’, I obviously mean ‘don’t return as a zombie’. Because that would be uncool. Or, on further reflection, incredibly cool indeed. Because my site’s so old and obsessed with 80s pop culture, I’ve obviously commented on Senor Jackson and his antics before. Here’s my decade-old review of Thriller and a slightly later review [...]
Posted: June 26th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: american pop culture, hitler, michael jackson, rest in peace, zombie
Comments: 2
Fun With Keywords – Special Supergirl vs Mary Marvel Edition

What did the beautiful people use to find the site this week? Well, I’m glad you asked… mohinder skulky Heh. I’m assuming, strange visitor from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, that you’re looking for my friend Morgan’s blog. She’s my Heroes recapper of choice and renowned fan of Skulky The Turtle Wonder. supergirl vs mary marvel You’re probably [...]
Posted: June 25th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: darren star fat, fun with keywords, hairdressing fortress, jokes about venereal disease, mohinder skulky, supergirl vs mary marvel, what is doth
Comments: 2
What Do You Want From Me? Blood??
I’ve been donating blood for a few years now (purely for the prestige and free Band-Aids™) so when the corporate bigwigs at the Red Cross offered me the opportunity to start donating plasma, I literally leapt at it (startling everybody, let me tell you). Because, heck, it’s one thing to supply my precious O Positive [...]
Posted: June 24th, 2009 under thoughts.
Tags: band aids, blood donation, bodily fluids, corporate bigwigs, o positive
Comments: 1
The Chinese Restaurant
Mmmm, I love dumplings. Took the missus out for dinner at a local Chinese restaurant the other night (‘Wok You Lookin’ At?’) and on the way there we saw about half a dozen newly hatched ones crossing the road behind their mother dumple. Frickin’ adorable.
Posted: June 22nd, 2009 under thoughts.
Tags: chinese restaurants, dumplings, woks
Comments: none
Fun With Keywords – Special Slightly Delayed ‘Crown’s Mine, Bitch’ Edition

As the heading would suggest, this week’s keyword fun is delayed for reasons that need not be explored outside the state judicial system. But, delay notwithstanding, here are the keywords the beautiful people employed in tracking down the site this week: ana lucia trigger happy The late Shannon Rutherford no doubt thinks so, yes. sexy-x [...]
Posted: June 20th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: ana lucia trigger happy, clark kent crown's mine bitch, fun with keywords, hate-o-meters, he tickle his brother in the navel, hybrid diploma hairdressing, john schneiders wife was a stripper, sexy-x, the first astonings tales, triple negative family ties
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How I’ve Been Taught
Apologies for this thought. Y’all know I’m not usually one for spruiking empty tautologies. But, heck, sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Posted: June 15th, 2009 under thoughts.
Tags: heartfelt apologies, spruiking, tautological statements
Comments: none
Blogwatch!
At 2MB Community Radio, it’s game show mania! Over at Drinks Break, the Australian cricket team settle into Leicester. And whatserface is living in a dream world again.
Posted: June 13th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: 2mb community radio, drinks break, kitty wittgenstein
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