Lost Cast: Miles
Captain Snark
AKA
- Captain Snark
- Ken Leung
Strengths
- Can speak to the dead
- Can (theoretically) change his own nappies
- Can double large sums of money in his head
Weaknesses
- Has a ‘douchebag’ for a father, with all associated hygiene issues therein
- Can be easily frustrated by Hurley’s poor grasp of time travel theory
Highlight
- Being fed a hand grenade by Locke
Lowlight
- Failing to snare a co-writer credit on The Empire Strikes Back
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Posted: May 25th, 2009 under lost.
Tags: douchebags, hand grenades, hygiene, the empire strikes back
5 Comments (including Trackbacks, Pingbacks, Razorbacks and, uh, Nickelback)
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[...] nickname. ‘Too Twain-esque’, he suddenly declares, confusing the poorly read Miles, who assumes he is referring to Shania. Furthermore, Sawyer will be damned if he’s going back [...]
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[...] the timeline where it isn’t. Because it turns out that The Doc, Kate, Hurley, Sawyer, Jin and Miles are also, in some needlessly confusing sense, still on the island. This other timeline is one of [...]
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[...] Miles (+6) [...]
Seems a little harsh but I guess you do have a point. Just looks funny when you see it laid out like that.
Harsh but fair, is what I strive for.
Also, ‘bald but dashing’. But let’s start with ‘harsh but fair’.