Lost Cast: Miles
Miles
AKA
- Ken Leung
Strengths
- Can speak to the dead
- Can (theoretically) change his own nappies
- Can double large sums of money in his head
Weaknesses
- Has a ‘douchebag’ for a father, with all associated hygiene issues therein
- Can be easily frustrated by Hurley’s poor grasp of time travel theory
Highlight
- Being fed a hand grenade by Locke
Lowlight
- Failing to snare a co-writer credit on The Empire Strikes Back
Related Pages
If you hated this, you'll probably also hate:
- Lost Cast: Faraday - AKA Jeremy Davies Featured Episode 5.14 The Variable Strengths Wears a tie at all times Can pilot small, non-exploding boats to larger, exploding boats Understands time travel Weaknesses Spends too...
- Lost Cast: Walt - AKA Malcolm David Kelley Featured Episode 1.14 Special Strengths Ability to ‘will’ animals into existence (?) Can read minds Can undertake growth spurts at the most inconvenient time for the...
- Lost Cast: Ethan - AKA Ethan Goodspeed William Mapother Strengths Likes to kidnap people Likes to murder hobbits Weaknesses Fails to murder hobbits properly Has been murdered by a hobbit Highlight Killing an extra...
- Lost Cast: Juliet - AKA Elizabeth Mitchell Strengths 2IC of the Others Can make anybody pregnant Weaknesses Far too friendly with The Doc Prone to half-assedly betray Ben Other Facts Used to shag a...
- Lost Cast: The Monster - AKA Big, Scary Monster Smokey Strengths Big Scary Noisy Murderous Weaknesses Difficult to get a good glimpse of When you get a glimpse of it, turns out to be a...
Posted: May 25th, 2009 under lost.
Tags: douchebags, hand grenades, hygiene, the empire strikes back
6 Comments (including Trackbacks, Pingbacks, Razorbacks and, uh, Nickelback)
Trackbacks/Pingbacks
-
[...] nickname. ‘Too Twain-esque’, he suddenly declares, confusing the poorly read Miles, who assumes he is referring to Shania. Furthermore, Sawyer will be damned if he’s going back [...]
-
[...] the timeline where it isn’t. Because it turns out that The Doc, Kate, Hurley, Sawyer, Jin and Miles are also, in some needlessly confusing sense, still on the island. This other timeline is one of [...]
-
[...] Miles (+6) [...]
-
[...] Miles will listen to reason, convert to the metric system and insist on henceforth being known as ‘1.609 Kilometres’! [...]
Seems a little harsh but I guess you do have a point. Just looks funny when you see it laid out like that.
Harsh but fair, is what I strive for.
Also, ‘bald but dashing’. But let’s start with ‘harsh but fair’.