Fun With Keywords – Special Venereal Disease News Edition
More keyword madness to celebrate the birthday of Kylie Minogue. Here’s how the beautiful people found my site this week.
free nude princess leia
Y’know, I just don’t think you can get nude Princess Leias even if you were willing to pay large sums of money for them. The dream of free nude Princess Leia’s may well remain just a glorious fantasy at this time.
god awful jokes
Gosh. Just about anywhere. Click links at random. Let me know how you go.
smallville season 8 showing in australia 2009?
I suppose it’s possible that it will emerge on Foxtel at some point. But seeing as they’re currently mucking about in Seasons Four and Five, I wouldn’t hold my breath. Y’know, not unless you’re Kryptonian with awesome lung capacity.
venereal disease news 22nd may 2009
Um, no news is good news, right?
you know, it occurred to me the other night that if i was able to change my superpower i would change to the ability to control mosquitoes. not only would this power mean that i would never again be bothered by the high whining noise of a mosquito in the dark, late at night, it would also give me a powerful torture weapon should i ever decide to turn my abilities to evil, rather than good. imagine you were my enemy. what weapon would be more powerful than sending an annoying mosquito to buzz around your head, night after night, until you go completely insane? and if you kill one, what do i care? they are my minions, i’ll just send another, and another, and another, until you are forced to kill yourself. bwah-ha-ha-ha-hahaha-ha-ahah-ahahaha. also, my name would be mr mosquito, lord of insanity.
Um, yeah. That’s, like, the entire text from this thought from October, 2000. (Which, despite what this site says, should not be credited to ‘anonymous’.)
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Posted: May 28th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: free nude princess leia, fun with keywords, god-awful jokes, mr mosquito, smallville season 8 showing in australia 2009, venereal disease news 22nd may 2009
In a similar vein, somebody found my site recently while searching for, ahem, “among other highlights, this episode features joe, clad only in soaking wet white shorts, crawling on hands and knees through the surf, valiantly rescuing frank from about four inches of water; this should be a cheap thrill, but i found myself wishing shaun's mom had been on the set to tell him to put some clothes on. frank's innate mistrust of women asserts itself here when he somehow gets it into his pretty head that their girlfriends are conspiring with the gang of thieves, despite precious little evidence to support this.” Wait, what?
I suppose at least they know what they want?