Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Another week, another fresh dose of delicious keywords that have led the beautiful people to this site.

who drove the semi on b.j. and the bear

Alas, it was BJ Mackay who drove the semi, rather than his best friend (and loyal chimpanzee) Bear. But I’m with you, it would have been infinitely more awesome the other way around. Still a good tax dodge though.

the key to the space ship off of smallville for sale

I suppose it might be. But, dude, it’s just a metal octagon. Any half-decent metallurgist armed with a straight-edge and a protractor could whip you one up faster than you could find a result for that search.

x men issue 139 typo

Yes. In the solicitations for the issue, it promises us an ‘all new thrilling murder mystery in the X Mansion’, when what it obviously meant to say was ‘a tedious soap operatic mess that will make you want to gouge your eyes out’. So, typos freakin’ everywhere.

what element is ferris?

Why, Young Master Bueller is the element of rebellious fun, of course!!

But if you mean ‘ferrous’, then that’s the element of Iron.

This does not mean that Ferris Bueller is Iron Man, however.

reecap boobs

Um, ‘D-cup boobs’, maybe? I’m sorry, you’re going to have to meet me halfway on this one.

lost season 5 finale explaination

Gosh, I’ve done my best with the explainiating. But, heck, it’s not the kind of show that easily lends itself to such things, is it? Hence, my tendency to substitute in cheap jokes instead.

lesbianism on dawson’s creek

Not as much as one might have reasonably hoped for.

chloe sullivan is strangled

Oh, if only.

back to the future 6 movie

They’d presumably have to make 4 and 5 first. (Or would they, time travel fans?? You tell me!)

“dave foley” “hickey”

Heh.

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