Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Over at 2MB Community Radio, Penny Marshall is offering garage sale tips. Meanwhile, at Drinks Break, we farewell the IPL and show respect to the 20/20 World Cup. And, for once, whatserface has something worth seeing.

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More keyword madness to celebrate the birthday of Kylie Minogue. Here’s how the beautiful people found my site this week.

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Y’know, I just don’t think you can get nude Princess Leias even if you were willing to pay large sums of money for them. The dream of free nude Princess Leia’s may well [...]

Okay. So at the end of last issue, Golden Age Supes (aka The Earth-2 Superman) busted out of his interdimensional hideout and back into the regular DC Universe. His first order of business? To, uh, find Power Girl. Newer readers may think this an odd priority and perhaps explain it away by, say, the fact [...]

Frankly, I think some the challenges on Master Chef Australia are getting too damn hard. I mean, if the judges are going to ask the contestants to cook, in less than thirty minutes, an example of ‘Mexican palindromic cuisine’, then of course you’re going to have to expect such idiotic desperation as Aaron’s now-infamous ‘red [...]

AKA

Captain Snark
Ken Leung

Strengths

Can speak to the dead
Can (theoretically) change his own nappies
Can double large sums of money in his head

Weaknesses

Has a ‘douchebag’ for a father, with all associated hygiene issues therein
Can be easily frustrated by Hurley’s poor grasp of time travel theory

Highlight

Being fed a hand grenade by Locke

Lowlight

Failing to snare a co-writer credit on The [...]

Am I mistaken, or can we infer from The Wicked Witch of the West’s ultimate demise that the monkey-mutilatin’ old hag had gone her entire life without once washing her hands after going to the bathroom? Because, ew! No wonder her skin turned green.

Another week, another fresh dose of delicious keywords that have led the beautiful people to this site.

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Alas, it was BJ Mackay who drove the semi, rather than his best friend (and loyal chimpanzee) Bear. But I’m with you, it would have been infinitely more awesome the other [...]

Whew! Look at that title! A mouthful of self-evident tautological emptiness. Still, let’s not let that get us down, huh kids? What we have here is Infinite Crisis. It’s the sequel to Crisis On Infinite Earths and the prequel to Final Crisis, both of which I’ve reviewed on this site before and, hence, it makes [...]

Over at 2MB Community Radio, Hugh Jackman is making prank phone calls. Meanwhile, at Drinks Break, we discuss Australia’s angriest cricketer. And, of course, whatsername’s blog is plugging somebody else in typical ‘head in the clouds’ fashion.

Link to The Incident (Part Two), the second half of the season finale.

Graphs and analysis to follow…