Archive for May, 2009
Blogwatch!
Over at 2MB Community Radio, Penny Marshall is offering garage sale tips. Meanwhile, at Drinks Break, we farewell the IPL and show respect to the 20/20 World Cup. And, for once, whatserface has something worth seeing.
Posted: May 30th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: 2mb community radio, drinks break, kitty wittgenstein
Comments: none
Fun With Keywords – Special Venereal Disease News Edition
More keyword madness to celebrate the birthday of Kylie Minogue. Here’s how the beautiful people found my site this week. free nude princess leia Y’know, I just don’t think you can get nude Princess Leias even if you were willing to pay large sums of money for them. The dream of free nude Princess Leia’s [...]
Posted: May 28th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: free nude princess leia, fun with keywords, god-awful jokes, mr mosquito, smallville season 8 showing in australia 2009, venereal disease news 22nd may 2009
Comments: 2
Infinite Crisis: Issue Two – The Survivors

Okay. So at the end of last issue, Golden Age Supes (aka The Earth-2 Superman) busted out of his interdimensional hideout and back into the regular DC Universe. His first order of business? To, uh, find Power Girl. Newer readers may think this an odd priority and perhaps explain it away by, say, the fact [...]
Posted: May 27th, 2009 under crises.
Tags: ample bosom, dirty old men, earth 2, fodder, infinite crisis, snot, supervillains
Comments: 1
Master Chef Australia
Frankly, I think some the challenges on Master Chef Australia are getting too damn hard. I mean, if the judges are going to ask the contestants to cook, in less than thirty minutes, an example of ‘Mexican palindromic cuisine’, then of course you’re going to have to expect such idiotic desperation as Aaron’s now-infamous ‘red [...]
Posted: May 26th, 2009 under television.
Tags: challenges, desperation, mexican food, palindromes
Comments: 2
Lost Cast: Miles

AKA Ken Leung Strengths Can speak to the dead Can (theoretically) change his own nappies Can double large sums of money in his head Weaknesses Has a ‘douchebag’ for a father, with all associated hygiene issues therein Can be easily frustrated by Hurley’s poor grasp of time travel theory Highlight Being fed a hand grenade [...]
Posted: May 25th, 2009 under lost.
Tags: douchebags, hand grenades, hygiene, the empire strikes back
Comments: 6
The Wizard of Oz

Am I mistaken, or can we infer from The Wicked Witch of the West’s ultimate demise that the monkey-mutilatin’ old hag had gone her entire life without once washing her hands after going to the bathroom? Because, ew! No wonder her skin turned green.
Posted: May 22nd, 2009 under movies.
Tags: hygiene, wicked witch
Comments: 1
Fun With Keywords – Special Back To The Future 6 Edition
Another week, another fresh dose of delicious keywords that have led the beautiful people to this site. who drove the semi on b.j. and the bear Alas, it was BJ Mackay who drove the semi, rather than his best friend (and loyal chimpanzee) Bear. But I’m with you, it would have been infinitely more awesome [...]
Posted: May 21st, 2009 under meta.
Tags: back to the future 6 movie, chloe sullivan is strangled, dave foley hickey, fun with keywords, keyword fun, lesbianism on dawson's creek, lost season 5 finale explaination, reecap boobs, the key to the spaceship off of smallville for sale, what element is ferris, who drove the semi on bj and the bear, x-men issue 139 typo
Comments: none
Infinite Crisis: Issue One – DC Comics Proudly Presents: Infinite Crisis

Whew! Look at that title! A mouthful of self-evident tautological emptiness. Still, let’s not let that get us down, huh kids? What we have here is Infinite Crisis. It’s the sequel to Crisis On Infinite Earths and the prequel to Final Crisis, both of which I’ve reviewed on this site before and, hence, it makes [...]
Posted: May 20th, 2009 under crises.
Tags: beards, countless hours, dc continuity, doll man, infinite crisis, longjohns, mongul, snot, some damn thing, squabbling, starfish conquerors, whatever happened to the man of tomorrow
Comments: 1
Blogwatch!
Over at 2MB Community Radio, Hugh Jackman is making prank phone calls. Meanwhile, at Drinks Break, we discuss Australia’s angriest cricketer. And, of course, whatsername’s blog is plugging somebody else in typical ‘head in the clouds’ fashion.
Posted: May 18th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: 2mb community radio, drinks break, kitty wittgenstein
Comments: none
Lost Season Five, Episode Seventeen
Link to The Incident (Part Two), the second half of the season finale. Graphs and analysis to follow…
Posted: May 16th, 2009 under meta.
Tags: lost season five
Comments: none