Relief
So my Irish ex-girlfriend climbed on top of a bus and shouted to the world that I had herpes. Boy, was I relieved. For a second, I thought she’d told everybody that I had ‘a hairpiece’.
Posted: November 13th, 2008 under thoughts.
Tags: climbing atop buses, ex-girlfriends, relief
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