Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

I now have over one hundred ‘friends’ on Facebook™. I might be happy with that, except for this inescapable logical fact: 100 friends implies (N-100) enemies where N is ridiculously large.

Comrades, we’re going to need a plan.

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