Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

So I was listening to Hello by Lionel Richie last night. Lyric of interest: “So let me start by saying ‘I love you’”. Huh. Credit where it’s due, it’s a bold opener from the L-Man.

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There’s a fresh new recap of the latest episode of Heroes over at Morgan’s blog. As always, there’s muchos fun to be had in the recap itself and loads of silly discussion brewing in the comments. Topics already up for discussion include:

The fluid US geography of Earth-Heroes
The art of putting Claire-Bear in her place
Californian etiquette? [...]

There’s Brooke Burke discussing Mark Twain with Dr Martin Sheen over at 2MB Community Radio. The usual ongoing nonsense over at whatsername’s blog. And far too much to summarise over at the Drinks Break blog.

Go wherever makes you happy.

Okay. When last we left the DC Universe, Darkseid had unleashed the Anti-Life Equation, which, like most mathematics, is able to destroy the minds and will of all those who oppose it. Fortunately, there are some superheroes left, fighting the forces of evil with their own combined brand of stoutheartedness and innumeracy. One of them, [...]

Another week, another opportunity for me to make fun of the silliness of Heroes. Once again, I’m doing so over in the comments section at Morgan Richter’s fantastic recap of the episode. Feel more than completely free to come join us. (Dawson’s Creek and Fringe fans, take note! Josh Jackson has joined in the commenting fun! [...]

I now have over one hundred ‘friends’ on Facebook™. I might be happy with that, except for this inescapable logical fact: 100 friends implies (N-100) enemies where N is ridiculously large.

Comrades, we’re going to need a plan.

I think I’d enjoy coleslaw more if it sounded less like ‘cold sore’. And vice versa, obviously.

Once again, my friend Morgan has an all-new recap of Episode Five of the Third Season of Heroes over at her blog. (Of course, by ‘once again’, I don’t mean she’s recapped this particular episode on multiple occasions. She’s not a crazy person. I mean instead, as per this post, she’s recapping each and every [...]

Over at Drinks Break, we’ve just finished the thrilling First Test between India and Australia, which ended, thrillingly, in a thrilling, uh, draw. Meanwhile, 2MB Community Radio returns from holidays with Dem Hatin’ Haydens revealing their vacation vexations. And, of course, whatsername’s blog is now getting daily updates on her ridiculous antics.

I caught a bit of Aeon Flux on television last night (sound turned down, obviously). I’m reasonably sure the only lesson one can take away from this little slice of cinematic crumpet is this:

If it’s time for you to meet your maker, then being strangled by a nude Charlize Theron, brazenly straddling you is almost certainly the [...]