Archive for September, 2008
7.18 You’ll Believe A Man Can McFly
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: September 18th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: alternate futures, kryptonite bullets, Lois's dimples, smallville season seven, spotted hyenas, time travel
Comments: none
Rogue
I watched the Australia horror flick Rogue the other night. It’s a charming little effort about a killer crocodile eating a group of damn fool tourists who dare to wander into its turf (in this, the croc is much like Janice Dickinson on her reality show Dear God, How Can Any One Person Be So Soul-Destroyingly Awful?). Ha ha ha! [...]
Posted: September 17th, 2008 under movies.
Tags: bowel-liquefication, damn fool tourists, tides
Comments: none
7.17 Olsen. James Olsen.
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: September 14th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: elaborate breakfasts, smallville season seven, unsexy dancing, user-friendly spyware
Comments: 1
7.16 Porthos Hits The Pavement
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: September 10th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: charades, contract negotiations, meat lockers, pixelation, smallville season seven
Comments: 9
Alvin
Alvin and the Chipmunks? Alvin. And the Chipmunks?!? Alvin, dude. Why are you trying to make yourself seem more important than your rodent pals? Why, you’re as bad as Diana Ross.
Posted: September 9th, 2008 under thoughts.
Tags: chipmunks, supremacists
Comments: none
7.15 Porthos Ties It Together
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: September 4th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: breast exercises, commodore 64, Latin, smallville season seven, thrift tips, vegetative states
Comments: 2
7.14 If You Love Somebody, Lock Them In A Kryptonite Cage
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: September 2nd, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: ample breasts, exact centres, Latin, mysterious letters, smallville season seven, tenacious d, toilet seats
Comments: none