Archive for August, 2008

7.13 The Return of Good Ol’ Pete

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

Enunciation

The last thing I want in my brand new Ford Heli-Falcon™ is a mangy dog or cat, fleaing up the place and vomiting all over the leather when I do my spins. On the other hand, I’d be very interested in a smaller airborne hybrid vehicle (running on either electricity or magic) just for quick [...]

7.12 Mind If I Step In?

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

27 Dresses

I saw 27 Dresses the other night. Pretty much as expected. After all, a romantic comedy without a scene where Katherine Heigl pouts sadly? Why, to my way of thinking, that’s no romantic comedy at all.

However, while brainstorming with Gnat, we couldn’t help but wish for something more. Perhaps, given the titular (yes, Beavis, ‘titular’) [...]

7.11 Can The Can(ary)

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

Project Runway Australia

There’s not much to like about Project Runway Australia. For the most part, it’s just a slavish rip-off of the US version mindlessly echoing the same catchphrases the original made famous. (Although, scandalously, eliminated designers aren’t farewelled with a hearty ‘Auf Wiedersehen’. Madness! I don’t care from what country your hostess hails – an ‘Auf [...]

Spam Spelt Backwards

Contour lines, detailed legends, constantly checking the scale. Frankly, it was maddening. That’s the last time I mind-map with a cartographer

Final Crisis: Issue Three – Know Evil

This issue opens with the team-up for which everybody has been waiting! Namely, The All-New Question and The All-Original Frankenstein’s Monster. They’ve invaded the Dark Side club and found some kind of dying superheroine. Yawn! Dying superheroines are a dime a dozen – even in these troubled economic times, so instead we cut to Jay [...]

The Gorgon Salon

The Gorgon Salon may pay peanuts, but where else am I going to find work? Curse this useless double diploma in hairdressing and snake-wrangling

A Reality TV Prediction

Prediction! The breakout reality talent show hit of 2009 will be a little piece of TV magic called Damn! You Think You Can Sew?

Sure, it’ll just be Project Runway rebranded, but that still counts!!

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