Hysterical Pregnancies
Here’s the thing about hysterical pregnancies. They’re just not funny. I don’t care what anyone says. Maybe if the crazy women were pretending to have, I dunno, a clown baby, then maybe, just maybe, they might be considered worthy of some good-natured chuckling. But even then I don’t think they’d be ‘hysterical’ as such. I say, enough with the hyperbole, ladies.
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Posted: June 14th, 2008 under thoughts.
Tags: crazy women, hyperbole, pregnancies
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