Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

My crime spree had gone surprisingly well, a few jewels here, some lewd Renaissance paintings there. I’d just managed to lift a life-sized statue of Niels Bohr from the Institute of Animal Homophones when I found my escape blocked by local superhero The Wandering Dimucci, who had hasitly wrapped thin sheets of aluminium around all [...]

My viewing of Australia’s Next Top Model has been needlessly interrupted the past few weeks by the constant advertising of the all-new reality show, Football Superstar, which begins tomorrow night. And by ‘all-new’, they mean ‘exactly the same as Top Model, except with fifteen young men who want to play soccer’.

But that clarification is not [...]

Here’s the thing about hysterical pregnancies. They’re just not funny. I don’t care what anyone says. Maybe if the crazy women were pretending to have, I dunno, a clown baby, then maybe, just maybe, they might be considered worthy of some good-natured chuckling. But even then I don’t think they’d be ‘hysterical’ as such. I [...]

Table of Contents

#1 – DOA The God Of War
#2 – Ticket To Bludhaven
#3 – Know Evil
#4 – Darkseid Says
#5 – Into Oblivion
#6 – How To Murder The Earth
#7 – New Heaven, New Earth

Grant Morrison’s Final Crisis. Love it or loathe it, you’ve certainly got to choose one of those options, if the comics blogosphere is [...]

Allrightey then. This is Final Crisis, which, according to DC’s lies will be the last Crisis-related crossover up with which we shall ever have to put. Well, let’s just see about that, shall we? (Note: This is a Morrison-penned comic so you know what you’re in for going in, people – lots of cool, crazy [...]