Archive for June, 2008
Crime Spree
My crime spree had gone surprisingly well, a few jewels here, some lewd Renaissance paintings there. I’d just managed to lift a life-sized statue of Niels Bohr from the Institute of Animal Homophones when I found my escape blocked by local superhero The Wandering Dimucci, who had hasitly wrapped thin sheets of aluminium around all [...]
Posted: June 25th, 2008 under thoughts.
Tags: bohr, renaissance paintings
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Football Superstar
My viewing of Australia’s Next Top Model has been needlessly interrupted the past few weeks by the constant advertising of the all-new reality show, Football Superstar, which begins tomorrow night. And by ‘all-new’, they mean ‘exactly the same as Top Model, except with fifteen young men who want to play soccer’. But that clarification is [...]
Posted: June 18th, 2008 under television.
Tags: brian mcfadden, testosterone, troubadours
Comments: 2
Hysterical Pregnancies
Here’s the thing about hysterical pregnancies. They’re just not funny. I don’t care what anyone says. Maybe if the crazy women were pretending to have, I dunno, a clown baby, then maybe, just maybe, they might be considered worthy of some good-natured chuckling. But even then I don’t think they’d be ‘hysterical’ as such. I [...]
Posted: June 14th, 2008 under thoughts.
Tags: crazy women, hyperbole, pregnancies
Comments: 2
Final Crisis

Table of Contents #1 – DOA The God Of War #2 – Ticket To Bludhaven #3 – Know Evil #4 – Darkseid Says #5 – Into Oblivion #6 – How To Murder The Earth #7 – New Heaven, New Earth Grant Morrison’s Final Crisis. Love it or loathe it, you’ve certainly got to choose one [...]
Posted: June 11th, 2008 under crises.
Tags: blogosphere, darkseid, final crisis, grant morrison, infinity percent, zoo crew
Comments: 2
Final Crisis: Issue One – DOA The God Of War

Allrightey then. This is Final Crisis, which, according to DC’s lies will be the last Crisis-related crossover up with which we shall ever have to put. Well, let’s just see about that, shall we? (Note: This is a Morrison-penned comic so you know what you’re in for going in, people – lots of cool, crazy [...]
Posted: June 11th, 2008 under crises.
Tags: dying of embarrassment, final crisis, gifts of fire, john mccain
Comments: 1