Papa’s Got A Brand New BAG

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I’ve just discovered the most exciting bit about the new TV show, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Namely, the inclusion in the cast of a certain Mr Brian Austin Green (aka David from Beverly Hills, 90210). Finally the good people at Fox have taken note of the countless petitions and threatening letters that I sent them. Hooray for BAG!

I can see him as a bit of comic relief. He would be a dancing hip-hop terminator whose key dance move would be the robot (not surprisingly). But I imagine he would also have a serious side which would come up via some flashbacks concerning him as a young terminator when a fellow budding dancing terminator attempted the robot without suitably lubricating his hip joint and exploded.

You would hope that it’s only a matter of time until he starts getting the ol’ gang back together again. Ian Ziering as a terminator! Now that’s television!!!! And I can already picture Luke Perry doing his “hasta la vista baby” line to a swooning Tiffany Amber Thiessen “she-terminator”. Genius…


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  • toriness says:

    i remember being really irritated by 'david' first time round watching 90210 – however on watching it the second time round, on dvd recently, i find him very amusing. i guess this points to my newfound maturity as an adult :D

  • danliebke says:

    Ew. Maturity. Really? I wouldn't get messed up in that.

    I'm assuming you've just done a search for 'Beverly Hills 90210' on my site. Probably a bit scary how much stuff you'll find.

  • toriness says:

    i haven't done a search. i will do that tomorrow instead of work. well not instead of work because i don't want to squander the taxpayers' dollar. i will do it at the same time as work.

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