Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Here’s what I don’t understand. If, as the title of the smash hit single, Nothing Compares 2 U, implies, Sinead has broken up with somebody comparable to nothingness, then why is she so caterwaulingly upset about it? I say, good riddance to near-nonexistent rubbish. And that’s all. Everything else? Understand it perfectly.

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Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

I’ve just discovered the most exciting bit about the new TV show, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Namely, the inclusion in the cast of a certain Mr Brian Austin Green (aka David from Beverly Hills, 90210). Finally the good people at Fox have taken note of the countless petitions and threatening letters that I sent [...]

“Would you rather swallow a stone or stone a swallow?” This ancient Zen koan was one you might have heard throughout Chicago during the 1920′s (note: assumes you were alive and non-deaf and Chicago-dwelling during the time-space period in question). If you were posed this particular riddle, then leading historians agree that your best response [...]

The Beginning Of The End Confirmed Dead The Economist Eggtown The Constant The Other Woman Ji Yeon Meet Kevin Johnson The Shape Of Things To Come Something Nice Back Home Cabin Fever There’s No Place Like Home (Part One) There’s No Place Like Home (Part Two) There’s No Place Like Home (Part Three) Next: Season [...]