Archive for February, 2008
7.10 The Return Of Spike-iac
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: February 28th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: breakfast in paris, clones, collective heads, smallville season seven, titanium traps
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Sinead O’Connor
Here’s what I don’t understand. If, as the title of the smash hit single, Nothing Compares 2 U, implies, Sinead has broken up with somebody comparable to nothingness, then why is she so caterwaulingly upset about it? I say, good riddance to near-nonexistent rubbish.
And that’s all. Everything else? Understand it perfectly.
Posted: February 22nd, 2008 under music.
Tags: caterwauling, good riddance, nothingness, rubbish
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7.09 TIAC’s Da Bomb!
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: February 19th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: anti-Pulitzer shields, clones, dated slang, fencing, mutual desperation, ridiculously large staplers, smallville season seven
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Papa’s Got A Brand New BAG
I’ve just discovered the most exciting bit about the new TV show, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Namely, the inclusion in the cast of a certain Mr Brian Austin Green (aka David from Beverly Hills, 90210). Finally the good people at Fox have taken note of the countless petitions and threatening letters that I sent [...]
Posted: February 18th, 2008 under gnatterings.
Tags: beverly hills 90210, dance moves, flashbacks, petitions, swooning
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Stones And Swallows
“Would you rather swallow a stone or stone a swallow?” This ancient Zen koan was one you might have heard throughout Chicago during the 1920’s (note: assumes you were alive and non-deaf and Chicago-dwelling during the time-space period in question). If you were posed this particular riddle, then leading historians agree that your best response [...]
Posted: February 12th, 2008 under thoughts.
Tags: historians, stenographers, zen koans
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The Lost Analysis: Season Four
The Beginning Of The End
Confirmed Dead
The Economist
Eggtown
The Constant
The Other Woman
Ji Yeon
Meet Kevin Johnson
The Shape Of Things To Come
Something Nice Back Home
Cabin Fever
There’s No Place Like Home (Part One)
There’s No Place Like Home (Part Two)
There’s No Place Like Home (Part Three)
The Beginning Of The End
The fourth season of Lost explodes into action with a new ace [...]
Posted: February 3rd, 2008 under lost.
Tags: daisy duke, insane asylums, lunacy, team captains
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