Archive for January, 2008
Simon Cowell
People often want to discuss Simon Cowell with me. “Hey, you!” they’ll shout from across the room. “Is Simon Cowell’s girlfriend hot?” Or, sometimes, “Hey, buttface! Stop doing that to that iguana. What would Simon Cowell say?” And, whenever the subject comes up, I’m forced to admit that I know disappointingly little about the man. [...]
Posted: January 29th, 2008 under thoughts.
Tags: amusement, iguanas, singing ability (lack thereof)
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7.08 Zor-El With A ‘Z’
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: January 10th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: cryptic crosswords, espn, fools, for fucks sake, human feelings, numbskulls, smallville season seven
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7.07 Whole Lot Of Shakin’ Going On
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: January 4th, 2008 under smallville.
Tags: barns, darkseid, hairdressing, penis euphemisms, romantic times, seismic sexual tremors, smallville season seven, stompy
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