Bored
Dear Dr Dan,
I’m bored. Can you suggest something fun to do?
– Overcome With Tedium
Dear Overcome With Tedium,
As long as you have a dead animal carcass and a stopwatch, you can always have fun. Simply hang the carcass from a backyard hook, pull out your stopwatch and measure how long it takes for the flies to arrive. Time flies = you’re having fun.
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Posted: November 17th, 2007 under ask dr dan.
Tags: dead animals, stopwatch, tedium