Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Dear Dr Dan,
I’m bored. Can you suggest something fun to do?
– Overcome With Tedium

Dear Overcome With Tedium,
As long as you have a dead animal carcass and a stopwatch, you can always have fun. Simply hang the carcass from a backyard hook, pull out your stopwatch and measure how long it takes for the flies to arrive. Time flies = you’re having fun.

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