Archive for September, 2007
Smallville Season Seven Spoilers
Super-secret Smallville spoilers for Season Seven: In his final season, Michael Rosenbaum will slacken off in all areas, leaving Sinead with unexplained head stubble (this will eventually be attributed to the fine work of Advanced Hair Studios). He will also perform most scenes with a script held in one hand and will talk directly to [...]
Posted: September 18th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: inventive nous, silliness, smallville season seven, spoilers
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Family Ties
Surely one of the greatest sitcoms of the much-missed 80s was Family Ties. Not because of Michael J Fox’s comic timing. Or Justine Bateman’s breathtaking prettiness. Or Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter Birney’s flawless portrayal of hippy parenthood. Or Tina Yother’s, um, very large hair… No, the powerhouse behind the show was clearly the theme [...]
Posted: September 6th, 2007 under television.
Tags: comic timing, critical acclaim, immortality, madness, memory loss, prettiness
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Crisis on Infinite Earths: Issues Five Through Eight
Table of Contents Issues One To Four #5 – Worlds In Limbo #6 – Three Earths, Three Deaths #7 – Beyond The Silent Night #8 – A Flash Of The Lightning Issues Nine Through Twelve Issue Five – Worlds In Limbo Okay. Who wants to guess how we open issue five? If you guessed we [...]
Posted: September 4th, 2007 under crises.
Tags: demons, enormous danger, exposition, eyebrows, for fucks sake, hyperbole
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