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Sign you’re getting old: When, halfway through the Transformers movie, amidst the explosions and the carnage and the non-stop bemusement that the hot chick in the film is dating Beverly Hills, 90210 ‘star’ Brian Austin Green in real life, you find yourself hoping the movie will, at some point, transform itself into one with a coherent plot.
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Posted: August 5th, 2007 under movies.
Tags: beverly hills 90210, carnage, coherent plot (lack thereof), inexplicably hot girlfriends
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[...] Honest, I was. After all, I’d already covered the original cartoon television show as well as Transformers Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, so the new movie was a done deal, [...]
omg dan and 'david' sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
mr liebke it is SOOOOOOOOO obvious you have a crush on 'david' (i refuse to call him by his REAL NAME) – both your posts tagged beverly hills 90210 are reaaaaally focussed on 'david'.
go on. just admit it.
Well, the other post was written by my brother (another large fan of the genius of BH90210), but, heck it's certainly possible we've both been seduced by his dancetastic moves.