Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

I bet if you’re Head of Research and Development at Goodyear™, you get fed up with people telling you all the time that there’s no need to ‘reinvent the wheel’. Because, hey, you’ve got kids to feed, dammit!

In the 1989 smash hit single When I See You Smile, those infamous proponents of poor grammar and haphazard spelling Bad English claim that ‘when I see you smile, I can face the world.’ Impressive to be sure, but it’s only the tip of the iceberg. Here’s the rest (ie, the non-tip) of that facial [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

I’d like to start a Society for the Compulsory Removal of Acronyms and Paradoxes. I’d call it SCRAP. Y’know, just to annoy the members.

I think all of rock fandom stand united as one in its whole-fisted approval of the ascension of JD Fortune to the role of lead singer of INXS. If there’s a superior replacement for Michael Hutchence than JD, then reality television was not able to find him. And that’s good enough for me. (And, indeed, [...]

Today, I would like to discuss Johnny B. Goode. In particular, I’d like to discuss the fact that, according to the lyrics, he ‘could play a guitar just like a-ringing a bell’. Ponder that for a second, if you would. What Chuck is saying here is that Mr Goode strummed his guitar in such a [...]

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Table of Contents #146 – Planet X, Part One Of Five #147 – Magneto Superior, Planet X, Part Two Of Five #148 – Survivor Type, Planet X, Part Three Of Five #149 – Phoenix In Darkness, Planet X, Part Four Of Five #150 – Phoenix Invictus, Planet X, Part Five Of Five Issue One Hundred [...]

Of all the astonishing animals that Africa has to offer, the wildebeest is perhaps the strangest. Or perhaps not. To clarify the matter would require some kind of definitive scientific measure of ‘strangeness’, a task that seems to be off the radar of most of our leading scientists and sporting stars. However, if some kind [...]