Archive for March, 2007
6.17 Lois In A Red Leather Jumpsuit!

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: March 26th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: dramatic tension, female viewers, involuntarily swaying hips, red leather, smallville season six, snot, strippers, watchmen
Comments: 1
New Car
Picked up my new car yesterday and took it for a quick spin. After I’d had my fill of spinning, I took it for a drive. Almost immediately, I was ushered to the side of the road by an elderly man. He coughed pitifully, and urged me to lean closer in to hear his tale. [...]
Posted: March 21st, 2007 under thoughts.
Tags: elderly men, emotional pleas, misery
Comments: none
Anchorman

I guess I liked Anchorman. I mean, I enjoyed the antics of Ron Burgundy and his sidekicks. I just… I dunno… when I watch a Superman movie, I’m happy for a bit of Clark Kent, but I also want to see plenty of the Man of Steel. And when I watch a Batman flick, then [...]
Posted: March 20th, 2007 under movies.
Tags: antics, clark kent, ron burgundy, sidekicks
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6.16 The Return Of Aunt Nell

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: March 19th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: 3D glasses, moping, nuptials, obstetricians, proclaimers, skinflintery, smallville season six, tedious dream sequences, the irrits, wedding pipes
Comments: 1
Dr Hook

There aren’t many songs about puppeteers. And there are even fewer about puppeteers who construct puppets out of leftover items of clothing they may have stored in the back of their closets. Why such an inventive and thrifty artform is so rarely celebrated in the form of popular music, I could not tell you. But [...]
Posted: March 13th, 2007 under music.
Tags: blue jeans, closets, exceptions to rules, puppeteers, thriftiness
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Last Train To Soccer Training
William’s first training run… Where to begin…
I rocked up 15 minutes early or so, full of vim, vigour and alcohol. Bilbo and I started kicking the ball around and acquainting ourselves with the feel of the ground and so forth. Bilbo was providing a running commentary throughout the entire experience.
Five minutes or so later, the [...]
Posted: March 10th, 2007 under gnatterings.
Tags: carnage, closing remarks, dribs and drabs, random directions, vim
Comments: none
Rocky Balboa

Watched Rocky Balboa the other night. I must admit that, after Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV (especially – take that Ivan Drago, you steroid-using commie hater of democracy! Yes!!) and Rocky V, I found this final (?) instalment a profound disappointment. If only Sly had shown sufficient foresight back in the ’70s [...]
Posted: March 8th, 2007 under movies.
Tags: ivan drago, profound disappointments, roman numerals, sticklers
Comments: 1
Yellow Jacket
I reckon an awesome job would be as one of the tour guides in the Tour De France. Sure, the pay’s not that great. And sure, you only get six weeks of work a year. And sure, you have to ride backwards, one hand on the microphone, one hand pointing out beautiful landscapes while you [...]
Posted: March 6th, 2007 under thoughts.
Tags: beautiful landscapes, cyclists, six weeks, tour de france
Comments: none