Archive for February, 2007
Lost Cast: Desmond

AKA
Time Travellin’ Desmond
Henry Ian Cusick
Strengths
Can see the future
Can see the past
Weaknesses
Will never be a ‘great’ man
Calls everybody ‘brother’, despite absence of a fraternal relationship of any kind
Determined to save Charlie’s wretched life
Has to consult his girlfriend to work out what year it is
Highlights
Blowing up the whole damn [...]
Posted: February 21st, 2007 under lost.
Tags: fraternal relationships (lack thereof), hatch explosions, time travel, whiskey
Comments: 3
6.15 Born Freak

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: February 20th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: corneal transplants, darkseid, emoticons (frowny), ginger ale, lute lessons, ostrich feathers, shaved bollocks, smallville season six, supervillains, undying devotion
Comments: none
Robert Palmer

Robert Palmer died in 2003 at the tenderised age of 54. His premature death can be traced directly to his infamous mule-headedry when it came to the medical profession. Nowhere is this more clear than in his 1979 smash hit single, Doctor, Doctor (Bad Case Of Loving You). In this song, despite initially begging his [...]
Posted: February 12th, 2007 under music.
Tags: guitar solos, placebo effect, pretty faces, self diagnosis
Comments: none
6.14 Look Who’s Stalking

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: February 11th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: brides, classical logic, indeterminate expressions, right angles, smallville season six, troublemakers
Comments: 1
Smallville Extra: I Hate Lana Lang

Funny, isn’t it, how a character previously unseen can go from not at all hated to universally loathed by all sane viewers within one hundred short episodes. Or, if not funny, certainly very tedious and stupid indeed.
Let’s see how Lana went from reasonably likable to an object of hatred and scorn, huh?
Highlights and Lowlights of [...]
Posted: February 10th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: hate-o-meters, hatred, kick boxing training, lesbian romances, red bikinis, smallville extra
Comments: 3
Lost Cast: Juliet

AKA
Queen of the Others
Elizabeth Mitchell
Strengths
2IC of the Others
Can make anybody pregnant
Weaknesses
Far too friendly with The Doc
Prone to half-assedly betray Ben
Other Facts
Used to shag a married Other
Refuses to shag Ben
Highlight
Being handcuffed to Kate
Posted: February 10th, 2007 under lost.
Tags: half-assed betrayals, infidelity, pregnancy
Comments: 4
New X-Men Book 5: Assault On Weapon Plus

Table of Contents
#139 – Shattered
#140 – Murder At The Mansion
#141 – Whodunnit?
#142 – Brimstone and Whiskey
#143 – The World
#144 – The Flesh
#145 – The Devil
Issue One Hundred And Thirty-Nine – Shattered
Uppity Jean is back and she’s… well, she’s uppity, all right. Scott and Emma have been having a psychic affair while Uppity Jean’s mind has [...]
Posted: February 8th, 2007 under x-men.
Tags: adultery, brimstone, daytime soap, flashbacks, kick ass, pregnancies, shenanigans, whiskey
Comments: 1
The Machinist

Watched The Machinist the other night. Personally, I found the plot a little difficult to follow – partially due to the convoluted nature of the storyline, but mostly because I’d misread the DVD cover and expected to be watching a biography of Theo MacHinist, famous 16th Century Scottish poet and linedancer.
So, y’know, blame on both [...]
Posted: February 6th, 2007 under movies.
Tags: convoluted storylines, dual blame, linedancers, scottish poets
Comments: none
6.13 Lois Dressed Like A Slut!

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: February 5th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: cuticles, fake epileptic fits, halibut, loins, neil patrick harris, smallville season six, unborn urchins, unrequited pining, yowsers
Comments: 1