Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

AKA

Time Travellin’ Desmond
Henry Ian Cusick

Strengths

Can see the future
Can see the past

Weaknesses

Will never be a ‘great’ man
Calls everybody ‘brother’, despite absence of a fraternal relationship of any kind
Determined to save Charlie’s wretched life
Has to consult his girlfriend to work out what year it is

Highlights

Blowing up the whole damn [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

Robert Palmer died in 2003 at the tenderised age of 54. His premature death can be traced directly to his infamous mule-headedry when it came to the medical profession. Nowhere is this more clear than in his 1979 smash hit single, Doctor, Doctor (Bad Case Of Loving You). In this song, despite initially begging his [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

Funny, isn’t it, how a character previously unseen can go from not at all hated to universally loathed by all sane viewers within one hundred short episodes. Or, if not funny, certainly very tedious and stupid indeed.

Let’s see how Lana went from reasonably likable to an object of hatred and scorn, huh?

Highlights and Lowlights of [...]

AKA

Queen of the Others
Elizabeth Mitchell

Strengths

2IC of the Others
Can make anybody pregnant

Weaknesses

Far too friendly with The Doc
Prone to half-assedly betray Ben

Other Facts

Used to shag a married Other
Refuses to shag Ben

Highlight

Being handcuffed to Kate

Table of Contents

#139 – Shattered
#140 – Murder At The Mansion
#141 – Whodunnit?
#142 – Brimstone and Whiskey
#143 – The World
#144 – The Flesh
#145 – The Devil

Issue One Hundred And Thirty-Nine – Shattered
Uppity Jean is back and she’s… well, she’s uppity, all right. Scott and Emma have been having a psychic affair while Uppity Jean’s mind has [...]

Watched The Machinist the other night. Personally, I found the plot a little difficult to follow – partially due to the convoluted nature of the storyline, but mostly because I’d misread the DVD cover and expected to be watching a biography of Theo MacHinist, famous 16th Century Scottish poet and linedancer.

So, y’know, blame on both [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]