Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Y’know what’s tasteless? When people force Michael J Fox to sing karaoke versions of The Beach Boys’ Good Vibrations. I wish they’d stop doing that (if they are). Also, tofu.

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Of all the reality TV shows for the morbidly obese, surely the one most deserving of further strategic analysis is The Biggest Loser. After all, Survivor: Coronary Bypass and The Amazing Waist both seem to be played out, from a pure game theoretical perspective. But The Biggest Loser? Much more room for scheming innovation. Here, [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Keith Urban’s battle with the bottle has been an open secret in certain circles for some time now. Ever since he attempted to exchange wedding vows with one of the specially commissioned garden ice sculptures back in June, rumours have spread about his unfortunate alcohol problems. Most guests were originally prepared to explain away the [...]

AKA Henry Gale Michael Emerson Featured Episodes 3.20 The Man Behind The Curtain 4.09 The Shape Of Things To Come 5.12 Dead Is Dead 6.07 Dr Linus Strengths Leader of the Others Fashion-savvy Can turn a donkey-wheel like nobody’s business Weaknesses Tends to get captured while flying balloons Tends to use aliases from The Wizard [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

A Tale Of Two Cities The Glass Ballerina Further Instructions Every Man For Himself The Cost Of Living I Do Not In Portland Flashes Before Your Eyes Stranger In A Strange Land Tricia Tanaka Is Dead Enter 77 Par Avion The Man From Tallahassee Expose Left Behind One Of Us Catch 22 D.O.C. The Brig [...]

Table of Contents #127 – Of Living And Dying #128 – New Worlds #129 – Fantomex #130 – Weapon Twelve #131 – Some Angels Falling #132 – Ambient Magnetic Fields #133 – Dust Issue One Hundred And Twenty-Seven – Of Living And Dying Okay. So the Professor’s back in town. Which can only mean one [...]

I like dogs. I like cheaply made reality television. I like women named ‘Victoria Stilwell’. None of these facts are in dispute. But the thing I like most about smash hit UK television show It’s Me Or The Dog? It has finally given me good reason to use the phrase ‘doginatrix’. At last! Thanks Madame [...]