Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Y’know what’s tasteless? When people force Michael J Fox to sing karaoke versions of The Beach Boys’ Good Vibrations. I wish they’d stop doing that (if they are). Also, tofu.

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Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

Of all the reality TV shows for the morbidly obese, surely the one most deserving of further strategic analysis is The Biggest Loser. After all, Survivor: Coronary Bypass and The Amazing Waist both seem to be played out, from a pure game theoretical perspective. But The Biggest Loser? Much more room for scheming innovation.

Here, for [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

Keith Urban’s battle with the bottle has been an open secret in certain circles for some time now. Ever since he attempted to exchange wedding vows with one of the specially commissioned garden ice sculptures back in June, rumours have spread about his unfortunate alcohol problems.

Most guests were originally prepared to explain away the gaff [...]

A Tale Of Two Cities
The Glass Ballerina
Further Instructions
Every Man For Himself
The Cost Of Living
I Do
Not In Portland
Flashes Before Your Eyes
Stranger In A Strange Land
Tricia Tanaka Is Dead
Enter 77
Par Avion
The Man From Tallahassee
Expose
Left Behind
One Of Us
Catch 22
D.O.C.
The Brig
The Man Behind The Curtain
Greatest Hits
Through The Looking Glass (1)
Through The Looking Glass (2)

Next: After that season finale, who [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

AKA

Henry Gale
Michael Emerson

Featured Episodes

3.20 The Man Behind The Curtain
4.09 The Shape Of Things To Come
5.12 Dead Is Dead
6.07 Dr Linus

Strengths

Leader of the Others
Fashion-savvy
Can turn a donkey-wheel like nobody’s business

Weaknesses

Tends to get captured while flying balloons
Tends to use aliases from The Wizard of Oz
Tends to be tortured by Sayid
Tends to be beaten to a blood pulp [...]

Table of Contents

#127 – Of Living And Dying
#128 – New Worlds
#129 – Fantomex
#130 – Weapon Twelve
#131 – Some Angels Falling
#132 – Ambient Magnetic Fields
#133 – Dust

Issue One Hundred And Twenty-Seven – Of Living And Dying
Okay. So the Professor’s back in town. Which can only mean one thing. Endless pontificating. Today’s unlucky recipient: Xorn. There are [...]

I like dogs. I like cheaply made reality television. I like women named ‘Victoria Stilwell’. None of these facts are in dispute. But the thing I like most about smash hit UK television show It’s Me Or The Dog?

It has finally given me good reason to use the phrase ‘doginatrix’. At last! Thanks Madame Victoria. I’d felt such [...]