Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Zod’s A Matta You Superlad Takes A Sick Day Vine! Be Like That Porthos Takes It Easy They Saved Duncan’s Brain!! Wesley Snipes, Power Vampire It’s Not Easy Being Green Arrow Supporting Cast-Less In Seattle Sick Feats Under Spelling Errors Five Go Facility-Explodin’ You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Star In This Show, But [...]

So I tuned into Jericho last night, for I am a sucker for all things Ulrich. (A tangent before I begin: why, for the love of all that is sacred and puerile, do celebrity journalists insist upon calling Skeet Ulrich the ‘poor man’s Johnny Depp’? He’s Skeet Ulrich, not Skeet Depppoor. If the celebjourns want [...]

“Master Qui-Gon, what are midichlorians?” With that one simple question in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, young Anakin Skywalker summoned forth an overwhelming wave of fury from Star Wars enthusiasts the galaxy over. “Why do we need this biological notion of ‘midichlorians’?” the geeks cried. “There is no need to conduct a blood [...]

When people ask me who, of all the pop artists in history, would make the ideal supervillain, I immediately respond with one (1) name: Rick James. My reasons are fivefold: He’s SuperFreaky! As far as villainous identities go, The Superfreak is perfectly acceptable. It’s no Doctor Doom or Sinestro. But it still works. He might [...]

Edited Highlights of the First Thirty Years of Shiloh Pitt-Jolie and Suri Cruise. 2008, first words – Shiloh utters her first word (“beautiful”) live on national television, during her parents’ Oscar acceptance speech for Mr and Mrs Smith 2. A press release is issued claiming Suri’s first word to be ‘Dianetics’. 2011, first day at [...]

If I ever win the dream advertising account of the Condiments and Spices Gift-Giver Guild, I’d reject the slogan ‘There’s no present like the thyme’ immediately (too clever-pants by far). I’d also shoot down the option of ‘Give him a spice, girl’ (too ill-defined a target audience. Also, it’s no longer 1997). I’d probably eventually [...]

House is solid television. Entertaining and informative. Odin knows it’s helped me set my own GP straight on a number of medical conditions I’d carefully self-diagnosed. And I’ve surely been a fan of Hugh Laurie’s American accent since his performance of America on the comedy classique A Bit of Fry And Laurie. (Sample lyrics: “America, [...]

Pete Ross represents the most clear-cut battle of the Smallville-Superboy Smackdown!. For when it comes to the twin depictions of Pete in the twin media, we find we are dealing with one good twin and one very, very bad one. Let’s kick off with the bad one. The Smallville Pete. Has there ever been a [...]

Dear Dr Dan, If a girl asks you ‘do you have a boyfriend?’ does it mean she is interested in you? – Usurer Dear Usurer, No, it means she’s interested in your boyfriend.