Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Dear Dr Dan,
Where do babies come from?
– Dazed And Confused

Dear Dazed And Confused,
The court order prevents me from revealing where they come from, but I can surely tell you where they’re going to: Angelina Jolie. She now has over 6,000 of them, in varying colours and denominations. She keeps the best ones in a wall [...]

Table of Contents

#114 – E is for Extinction, Book One of Three
#115 – E is for Extinction, Book Two of Three
#116 – E is for Extinction, Book Three of Three
Annual 2001 – The Man From Room X
#117 – Danger Rooms

Issue One Hundred And Fourteen – E is for Extinction, Book One of Three
So Morrison’s taken [...]

Leopards… as far as big cats go, they’re certainly one of them. More spotted than lions, less stripey than tigers, fewer gills than trout, leopards occupy a unique niche in the African wildscape. And by ‘unique niche’ I refer, of course, to ‘trees’.

Leopards are almost always found perched among the branches of trees, which led [...]

So I saw Flightplan, starring Jodie Foster and Boromir, Steward-Prince of Gondor. And boy am I glad I did! It’s certainly opened my eyes as to how easy it is for hijackers to take control of a commercial flight, even in these post 9-11 days (ie 9-12+).

The villain’s plan? Well, like all good plans, it’s [...]

Table of Contents

#24 – Executive Action
#25 – Scorched Earth
#26 – Our Army At War
#27 – The Bigger They Come
#28 – Crisis Times Five, Part One
#29 – Crisis Times Five, Part Two, World Turned Upside Down
#30 – Crisis Times Five, Part Three, Worlds Beyond
#31 – Crisis Times Five, Part Four, Gods And Monsters
#32 – Inside Job, [...]

Finally got around to watching King Kong last night. I will say this: it’s certainly given me fresh respect for exactly how bad that Bad, Bad Leroy Brown (aka ‘the baddest man in the whole damn town’) must be.

In no particular order, here are some of the secret clues you may have missed in Lost:

Note: all of these secret clues are sufficiently startling to warrant multiple exclamation marks!!

The manager at the fast food restaurant in which Hurley used to work was eventually promoted to box manager of Locke. That manager’s CV has 815 [...]