Archive for May, 2006
L’ovine
They’ve done it again. Having solved forevermore all relationship difficulties between modern man and woman, Greg Behrendt and Lis Tuccillo now turn their steely foreshortened gaze to the notoriously unfathomable world of interspecies relationships. If you’re a farmyard animal who can read and yet are forgoing the obvious fame and riches this implies because you [...]
Posted: May 17th, 2006 under thoughts.
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5.22 Thank Zod You’re Here
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]
Posted: May 15th, 2006 under smallville.
Tags: car crashes, evidence to the contrary, punctuality, smallville season five, some damn thing, streetwise hand gestures, stylish murders, vehicular mayhem
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5.21 Something Is Rotten In The State Of Smallville
When your son’s a big superpowered boofhead, there’s a natural urge to, every now and then, want to make him cry. That’s perfectly natural and nothing for a parent to be ashamed of. Bo used to do this by thrashing the lad with sticks of Kryptonite. Boring Old Ma, however, has chosen a more psychological route.
She’s thrown him a surprise [...]
Posted: May 7th, 2006 under smallville.
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Rhinos
Rhinos… of all the animals Elmer Fudd would pronounce as ‘wino’, the rhino is the one that most resembles a tank. And, just like a drunkard behind the wheel of a Panzerkampfwagen, the rhino is not a creature easily ignored.
Rhinos are immense mammals (a ‘mammal’ is an animal that suckles its young: Kate Hudson is [...]
Posted: May 5th, 2006 under african animals.
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5.20 Lois Takes A Shower!
Okay, so we’re in downtown Metropolis where TIAC and Superlad are on their way to a trial - this being TIAC’s idea of a hot date. Suddenly, the pair of them are interrupted by some damn fool stepping in front of a delivery van. Fortunately, this gives Superlad an excuse to escape from TIAC’s laborious explosion metaphors and perform a superspeed [...]
Posted: May 1st, 2006 under smallville.
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JLA Book 5: DC One Million
Table of Contents
DC One Million #1 - Riders on the Storm
DC One Million #2 - The Day After Tomorrow
JLA 1,000,000 - Prisoners of the Twentieth Century
DC One Million #3 - Solaris Rising
DC One Million #4 - Death Star
Issue One - Riders on the Storm
Okay, here’s the scoop: Morrison’s got out his pocket calculator, done a [...]