Archive for May, 2006
L’ovine
They’ve done it again. Having solved forevermore all relationship difficulties between modern man and woman, Greg Behrendt and Lis Tuccillo now turn their steely foreshortened gaze to the notoriously unfathomable world of interspecies relationships. If you’re a farmyard animal who can read and yet are forgoing the obvious fame and riches this implies because you [...]
Posted: May 17th, 2006 under thoughts.
Tags: bookstores, ewes, greg behrendt, kudos, marketing, species relationships
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5.22 Thank Zod You’re Here
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: May 15th, 2006 under smallville.
Tags: car crashes, evidence to the contrary, punctuality, smallville season five, some damn thing, streetwise hand gestures, stylish murders, vehicular mayhem
Comments: 3
5.21 Something Is Rotten In The State Of Smallville
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: May 7th, 2006 under smallville.
Tags: barns, bullshit, dots, geeks, hairstyles, handwriting, lunatics, nonsense, shambles, smallville season five, sticklers, surprise birthday parties
Comments: 1
Astonishing African Animals: Rhinos
Rhinos… of all the animals Elmer Fudd would pronounce as ‘wino’, the rhino is the one that most resembles a tank. And, just like a drunkard behind the wheel of a Panzerkampfwagen, the rhino is not a creature easily ignored. Rhinos are immense mammals (a ‘mammal’ is an animal that suckles its young: Kate Hudson [...]
Posted: May 5th, 2006 under african animals.
Tags: elmer fudd, factories, inadequate education, modern biologists, panzerkampfwagen, tipsters, wheels, white rhinos, witness protection programs
Comments: 1
JLA Book 5: DC One Million
Table of Contents DC One Million #1 – Riders on the Storm DC One Million #2 – The Day After Tomorrow JLA 1,000,000 – Prisoners of the Twentieth Century DC One Million #3 – Solaris Rising DC One Million #4 – Death Star Issue One – Riders on the Storm Okay, here’s the scoop: Morrison’s [...]
Posted: May 1st, 2006 under jla.
Tags: common courtesy, fandanglement, grant morrison, lois lane (robot version), medical pugilism, panache, snot, trident bindis, tyrant suns, vandal savage
Comments: 2
5.20 Lois Takes A Shower!
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: May 1st, 2006 under smallville.
Tags: butt-kickers, damn fools, farmboys, home theatre systems, hookers, inbred yokels, keisters, norgtastic, plasma televisions, smallville season five, strangulation, styrofoam thumbs, world of warcraft
Comments: none