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Who watches the Watchmen? Well, heck, we do.
Main Characters
Splotchface
NAME(S): Rorschach, Splotchface
NOTES: An inquisitive and brutal psychopath who takes it upon himself to solve the murder of The Dead Comedian. Amuses himself by breaking the fingers of random troublemakers and Communists.
KEY WORD: Hurm
(See also my analysis of the Watchmen Rorschach poster)
MegaSmurf
NAME(S): Doctor Manhattan, Jon Osterman, MegaSmurf
NOTES: An omipotent, omniscient, giant nude smurf. Can see all of time and space, can replicate into multiple bodies. Can sing the blues and host a bar mitzvah. Can, in short, do pretty much anything. No wonder Bimbo Lass fell for him.
KEY WORD: Smurfy
(See also my analysis of the Watchmen Dr Manhattan poster)
Captain Pudgey
NAME(S): Nite Owl, Daniel Dreiberg, Captain Pudgey
NOTES: A retired, middle-aged superhero who has let himself go, much to the chagrin of Splotchface. Is swiftly seduced by the super-power of Bimbo Lass’s mini-skirt.
KEY WORD: Flabby
(See also my analysis of the Watchmen Nite Owl poster)
Other Characters
LORD SMARTYPANTS: The smartest superhero in the world. Likes to accuse people of Nazism (see also my analysis of the Watchmen Ozymandias Poster).
THE DEAD COMEDIAN: A murdered rapist Nazi and, hence, the funniest hero in the series (see also my analysis of the Watchmen Comedian Poster).
BIMBO LASS: Very saucy young lady whose superpowered short skirt enables her to seduce both MegaSmurf and Captain Pudgey. Tragically she does not make them wrestle for her affections (see also my analysis of the Watchmen Silk Spectre Poster).
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Posted: March 27th, 2006 under watchmen.
Tags: hurm, nazism, time and space, troublemakers, who watches the watchmen
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Pingback from Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales» The Watchmen Files, Issue 2: Flashback… What A Feeling!
Time December 2, 2008 at 8:41 am
[...] Starring Rorschach as Splotchface, Dr Manhattan (Jon Osterman) as Megasmurf, Nite Owl (Dan Dreiberg) as Captain Pudgey, Ozymandias as Lord Smartypants, The Comedian as The Dead Comedian and The Silk Spectre as Bimbo Lass. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard [...]
Pingback from Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales» The Watchmen Files, Issue 12: The Grand Finale
Time June 21, 2009 at 2:16 pm
[...] Starring Rorschach as Splotchface, Dr Manhattan (Jon Osterman) as Megasmurf, Nite Owl (Dan Dreiberg) as Captain Pudgey, Ozymandias as Lord Smartypants, The Comedian as The Dead Comedian and The Silk Spectre as Bimbo Lass. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard [...]
Pingback from Dan Liebke’s Astonishing Tales» The Watchmen Files, Issue 10: Hurm
Time November 28, 2008 at 8:18 am
[...] Starring Rorschach as Splotchface, Dr Manhattan (Jon Osterman) as Megasmurf, Nite Owl (Dan Dreiberg) as Captain Pudgey, Ozymandias as Lord Smartypants, The Comedian as The Dead Comedian and The Silk Spectre as Bimbo Lass. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard [...]